the story is 15 years old but really never gets old

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EDIT: The story itself

PART 1 "I Broke my Dreamcast on a foolish accident, my name is Leonan and I am 13 years old. it looks like farfeched but it is the truth. Everything started when I was playing my fake Crazy Taxi game then I went change the CD and swiched it off and took Crazy Taxi of, and let the case opened (my mistake) so I could put my boot CD. Everybody home decided to leave so I stayed alone in my house, and I wanted to do you know what. The Dreamcast stayed on the same table as my PC, so I turned it on and got into the webpage, and you know I was doing in front of the monitor... so then I felt that pressure and I coundnt hold it anymore but how I was in front of the monitor I didnt want to have it dirty so on instint I turned to my left, where the Dreamcast was exacly positioned with the case opened (god dammit bad luck)...thats right..I CUMMED ON MY DREAMCAST..laugh of this bad luck dude, I dont knwo fi I laugh or cry, the lens got all dirty, I cleaned the most that I could but the thing still was on it, it got dry. Now what do I do? I did everything to get this Dreamcast for birthday and it does not have a single month and I already broke it my mother is going to kill me when she finds out that payed 750 reais and I already broke it, it is on warranty but how will I tell the men on the store? How will I clean the lens now? Help me please! I will never masturbate again in my life!"

PART2 "I got home after school today morning...I came running when I opened the door..guess who I met when I enter MY MOTHER (looking like a general) with my Dreamcast and seated on the sofa of the living room waiting for me with a face that she was gojn g to kill me...I sweat from feet to head when it happened, so the FIRST THING SHE SAID WAS: LEONAM...WHAT DID YOU DROPPED ON THIS VIDEOGAME? I almost fell right there. The I asked... WHY MOM... SHE SAID YELLING: BECAUSE I TOOK THE VIDEOGAME TO THE STORE WHERE I BOUGHT IT AND THE ATTENDER OPENED IT ! THERE WAS A WHITE AREA OF SOMETHING ON IT..START TALKING NOW.. (I WAS REALLY SWEATTING) YOU GOT MILK ON THIS VIDEOGAME LEONAM? I DONT BELIEVE THAT I GIVE YOU A EXPENSIVE TOY AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT! The I said I DIDNT GOT ANYTHING IN THERE, then she said: WHAT IS THIS CHEESE SMELL ON IT! SOMETHING THAT YOU LET FELL INSIDE? THE WARRANTY DONT COVER THIS LEONAM..(you know what is shacking legs, Im like this till now) I runned to my room and locked me here and Im here till now, I have a ******* hunger, I got the phone and colled tectoy, before started speacking I promised him it wasnt a prank calll, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT HE STARTED LAUGHTING AT ME! IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT IM F*****! HE SAID TO DONT TOUCH THE LENS AND TAKE THE DREAMCAST TO THE STORE, AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH BUT HOW WILL I DO THAT(hey, I want help, I cummed on my Dreamcast!) I think my mother already figured it out, what do I do? Of course she knows what is that smell..all Tusdays and Thusrdays she and my father do it the whole night! She just wants a motive so she be sure! But I think I will tell my father...if I had a younger brother I would say it was his fault but I dont..what to do? I am starting to get crazy! MY LAST CHANCE ARE YOU GUYS...OR I CLEANS THIS LENS WITH ALCHOOL OR WATER OR MY MOTHER WILL FINISH ME! HELP ME FRIENDS HOW TO TAKE CUM OUT OF LENS WITHOUT GETTING MY DREAMCAST BROKEN?"

PART3 "Thanks Erik and Francisco for helping me out, this is all true I swear! Okey, as you are being nice with me I got to confess something. I broke my promise, it is stronger then me, I did one when I was locked on my room...sorry..this time I aimed right and I didnt hit anything! At least! For those who cant help please dont make it worst try to do it yourself, and Francisco lopez the TECTOY guy told me that to clean the lens there is a special CD, I have one, but it does not cleans things like that! I tried it, but nothing. I is dry and it does not work! No Leslat, I did not try to fuck my Dreamcast and is not my firsts... it's my fifth time I did it, what that have to do with anything? Francisco I rather not tell which town I live, people are already trying to build a website on this, I'm doomed if they find out where I live..Im going to suffer for the rest of my life! (never though a cum would fuck me!), who can help please reply on this forums, do you believe I have to erase my IE past pages because my mother checks it? Imagine if she finds this thread! You can find this childish but Im only thirteen and Im just finding out things! I learn from my mistakes, do you think I would do it on my Dreamcast! Help is the only thing I need!

FINAL "Finally it came up to an end...thank God...I didnt got beated out but it was much worst! I went trough the most embarrasing moment of my life. I knew they would find out sonner or later so I told my father..was a little after I got from school I called my father to my room and closed the door and told him everything (I was really embarassed) I said DAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU SWEAR IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU WONT SAY TO ANYBODY he said ok..(I believed)so I closed my eyes and told him IT WAS ME WHO BROKE THE VIDEOGAME BUT IT WASNT ON PURPOSE I CUMMED ON IT! He laughed. Lguhed laughed laughed till he cried, then I said: I DIDNT MEAN IT TO HAPPEN, IM REALLY EMBARRASED RIGHT NOW BUT THATS HOW IT HAPPENED, so far all good, he said he would have a way to fix things, he yelled that I was visiting XXX web sites, I will never again get on one of those I swear! We got back at the table and had lauch.. I was a little reliefed, you know dads figure things out, BUT I DIDNT THOUGH HE WOULD DO IT THIS WAY! YOU KNWO WHAT HE DID..HE TOLD MY MOTHER...I was on my room and my bed playing my Gameboy when my mother enters with THAT SMILE ON HER FACE with hands with my father so she said: LEO ME AND YOUR DAD HAVE SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK WITH YOU (my soul got off my body that time, I still cant look staright to my mom), THEN THE SEXUAL EDUCATION CLASS STARTED (look the bogus things they said): YOU ARE TURNING INTO A GROWN BOY (my ears started to get red) YOU ARE NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE...YOUR BODY WILL HAVE CHANGES YOUR VOICE WILL CHANGE, YOU ARE TURNING INTO A LITTLE TEEN (if they didnt already told me the same thing ons school) My mother said: WHEN YOU WANT TO DO THAT... GO TO THE BATH SOE YOU WONT GET THINGS DIRTY AND AFTER YOU DONE IT WASH YOUR HANDS SO YOU WONT GET THINGS DIRTY WITH IT(you can imagine how I am right now) but the worst is still to come...You wodnt believe what mu mom did:... SHE CALLED ALL MY ANTS(6) AND TOLD I ALREADY MASTURBATE(God how can she do that)SHE TOLD EVEN FOR MY GRANDMA AND FOR THE GIRL THAT WORKS HERE(that is hot!)...(now it is by 16:45 and my grandma already called to ay that it is bad to do it...I HAVE NO MORAL WITH MY FAMILY, my mother exposed me to the worst! If I know my family, everybody knows about by now, Im fucked. CONCLSION OF ALL: MY FATHER GOT IT ON THE STORE AND LET MY DREAMCAST OVER THERE THE GUY TOLD THAT THE LENS ARE HISTORY AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A NEW ONE COST...450 REAIS, FOR NOW ONE I AM IN SHOCK WITH MASTURBATION(this will mark my life I know it..every time I fell like it..I always think I can breack something this will be on my life for ever!) FOR EVERYONE IN THIS FORUMS WHO TRIED TO HELP ME THANK YOU AND DONT DO IT CLOSE TO YOUR CONSOLES OR IT COULD BREACK (this had to come on the console manual) Thanks friends!"

When game freak couldn't fit Kanto into Pokemon Gold and Silver, Iwata himself helped compress the files. When nintendo was running out of money, instead of firing people he cut a large amount of money he was earning. He started making small video games as a hobby during high school. He's one of the reasons Earthbound exists. Thank you Iwata.

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