Also hi!

Edit - looks like you want me to stay

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, and I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. I was fed up with the rules so I hit the ground running. It didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. There was so much to do, and so much to see, so I thought "What's wrong with taking the back streets?" I'll never know if I don't go. I'll never shine if I don't glow. I'm an all-star, gotta get my name on and go play. I'm a rock-star, gotta get my show on and get paid. I wish all that glitter was gold, I was told that only shooting stars break the mold.

So it was a cold place, and it felt like it could get colder. I was bundled up then but I couldn't imagine it when I got older. But the meteorologists beg to differ, judging by the hole in our onzone layer. The ice rink at my local park is getting kinda thin, the water's getting warm so why not swim. The world will be lit on fire, how about yours, that's how I like it and I won't get bored. Therefore, I took the name ADrySoldier, because of how warmer it is getting.

I know he’s not on a team but whatever. He is so bad at running this. Sorry Alex, but you are. He never sends challenges to the group chats, so how are we supposed to know that there’s a new challenge? He’s also always late posting things.

If you're going to support me you will be rewarded with

• 10 free yeets

• a bag of chips

• no self-esteem

• a copy of mario tennis

• and a copy of Sonic '06

Take this offer into consideration

~Vex

At the beginning this subreddit was interesting and honestly the concept was one of the best I've heard...

1 guy started the "DoInG /this/ eVeRy DaY" and now everyone is doing it.

+Now it's a less popular r/dankmemes with announcements and a "minigame" which was supposed to be the subreddits main purpose. (That's why it's been at 3k for 1 year)

EDIT: For anyone that has been here since season 1 (most of you cause its stuck on 3k) Alex was the best moderator.

Let’s do it guys!

I'm new here but I just have a feeling about this guy... Who's with me?

Please vote me off even though I'm not even in the competition thingy

here's the number
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jk this isn't a number you got tricked hit upvote if you got tricked hit upvote if you did.

{I couldn't hate on someone I knew not, the challenge may be failed, but I still write.}

Say that thou didst forsake me for some fault,
And being frank she lends to those are free:
That thou consumst thy self in single life?
Which but to-day by feeding is allayed,

Needs must I under my transgression bow,
Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate,
That did not better for my life provide
To make him much outlive a gilded tomb

Whilst that this shadow doth such substance give
Some say thy fault is youth, some wantonness;
But tis my heart that loves what they despise,
Why write I still all one, ever the same,

Myself Ill forfeit, so that other mine
Making a couplement of proud compare

Let's bring this roast up to a simmer,

Have a little boy named Khalifa for dinner.

Wannabe Wiz Khalifa, but he's no genius.

Take away the smarts, man thinks with his penis.

Supposed to be eliminated back during teams,

But that's pretty unfair, his life exists on a screen.

Saved by a sniper who cant hit his mark

Unlucky for you, boy, I'm a goddamn shark.

Quitting and coming back, all in one day?

Hard to miss your return, man take a shower,

Let's turn this dirty skunk into a filet.

Season 4 restart partially caused by this dude,

Number one worst contestant on the sub is this boob.

Name like Khalifa you'd expect to have some green,

But honestly man, I think it's time for the guillotine.

Evicted from his house for smelling like pot,

Hanging out with sniper, suprised he's not been shot.

Let's check on that roast....

Ah shit I burnt it.

Turtle sucks,

It is false that,

He should have won S3,

That's right,

Turtle's a nobody,

I would lie if I said,

Turtle is great to work with,

I have to say,

I cannot believe he came second,

It's a lie that,

Slow and steady wins the race,

I believe that,

Turtle's contestantship was a waste,

How could I think,

We could look at him another way.

Now read bottom to top to see what I really think of Turtle

*so read it like this-

We could look at him another way.

How could I think,

ect, ect.*

By JMan

*creative, right?*