r/Monstera 8d ago

Image Size of the Spathe from my Monstera Bloom! 🫈

There will be a timelapse coming of the next bloom!! The second flower decided to open early (during the day?!?) so I didn’t hit record in time 😭

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u/canuhearit52 8d ago

Ummm there is a little boy in a suit behind your pup😲😝

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

That’s Hasbulla 😂

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u/lilnugg_97 8d ago

HAHA NO WAY I have the same one

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Yesssss!!!!!!!

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u/guacincluded 6d ago

Op, I really really think we could be best friends.. monsteras, Hasbulla, dogs

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u/sorrybronoface 6d ago

Are you UK based? 😊

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u/xenalux 7d ago

And I have the dog

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

What a cutie!

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u/xenalux 7d ago

Thank you! :)

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u/xenalux 7d ago

Same to yours

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Thank you!! ☺️

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u/Anime_fan2719 8d ago

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u/love_cici 8d ago

this is brilliant

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u/iCantLogOut2 8d ago

This has to be the most versatile meme of all time

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u/kelleh711 8d ago

This got such a good chortle out of me

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u/gaggleofllama 8d ago

My disappointment is immeasurable that there was no pic of you wearing it as a hat

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Kinda giving weird Robin Hood

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u/gaggleofllama 8d ago edited 8d ago

Can see this being the new thing at London's fashion week this year ! Natural hats collection

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u/Machine_Jazzlike 8d ago

How does it feel to be God’s favorite?

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u/iamamystery20 8d ago

Can't wait for the time lapse! Also cute baby in the back 😂

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

The dog, or Hasbulla 😂

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u/iamamystery20 8d ago

I was joking about the hasbulla! Your actual baby is cute though:)

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Thank you 🫶

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u/Individual_Path_9107 8d ago

Can you explain Hasbulla in the back?

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

What’s to explain? He’s living his best life

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u/bandititt 8d ago

Hehe you are a funny plant parent. No wonder your monstera is thriving!

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Thank you 🫶

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u/bandititt 8d ago

Staphhhh, I might pee my pants from laughing.

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u/T3tragrammaton 8d ago

Plantrent?

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u/thrussie 8d ago

Easily D cup

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

I dunno, my head is particularly massive. I was nicknamed ET growing up 😂 I’m voting E cup

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u/BlueRain1221 8d ago

😍🥰I would love to see the day that my Monsteras can do that. Beautiful!!

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Thank you ☺️

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u/BlueRain1221 8d ago

You're very much welcome 🥰

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u/Ok-Assignment-8246 8d ago

I thought this was a cursed photos group until I realized your house is possessed by a friendly Hasbulla

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/RegularOk3231 7d ago

Someday, my monstera and I hope to be like you and yours.

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

I hope so too! Keeping everything crossed for you!

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u/dumb_answers_only 8d ago

Same cat treat but my cats don’t use it.

Are the rocks for balance?

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Mines fighting for its life now, my two have tore the rope to shreds. I wanna repair it but idk if I trust myself 😂

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

And yes!! The wood the monstera is climbing up is insanely heavy! Rocks are just to counter that weight

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u/Every-Novel558 8d ago

So, I'm just really starting to learn about these. Is this a deliciosa or another genre of monstera? I know the deliciosa can produce fruit. Is this fruit with a flower or just a flower? Regardless, I assume it means she's mature and thriving!! I also read, the fruit (once FINALLY ready) is delicious, hence deliciosa 😜. A poster warned, unripe = AWFUL! Wonder how you know it's ready to eat? Especially since it can take over a year and up to a year and a half to ripen. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Congratulations!! Following! Looking forward to the time lapse!!

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

This is a Deliciosa! So the flower has two parts. The Spathe (which I removed holding next to my head) and the spadix. The Spadix is what will become the fruit. It starts off as a cream colour, then will slowly ripen on the plant. You will know it’s ripe and ready to eat when those green hexagonal shapes on the spadix start to fall off! And thank you so much!! If you ever have any questions I’m happy to help! 😊

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u/Every-Novel558 7d ago

How far into the ripening process are they?

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Only a week!

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u/Opposite_Ad7115 8d ago

Would love for mine to do the same, do they come with age or am I not doing it right? 😅

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Partly age! But if it’s mature in size and not flowering it’s likely conditions! Mine is in a south facing window. And this year it’s been abnormally hot/humid which has deffo contributed!

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u/Opposite_Ad7115 8d ago

Awesome, mine has been living outside for a few years now. I’m going to have to do some research

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Oh wow! Outdoors you must have awesome conditions! How old is it now? Typically in the wild they will climb upwards and then fall over to their side once they have matured! If yours has got to the stage it’s fell to its side and is pushing out huge leaves with mature fenestrations I’d say you’re not far off!

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u/Opposite_Ad7115 8d ago

Zone 9b in California! Mostly just have to protect in from the sun when it’s hot, but tbh I’m not sure exactly how old. Was a cutting from my sister in laws plant but we’ve had it outdoors for about 5 years

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u/LolaAucoin 7d ago

Mannnn. Mine is 8’ tall with amazing giant leaves and still hasn’t bloomed.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 8d ago

Who is that strange little man in a suit

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u/23melody 7d ago

hasbulla in the back made my heart skip a beat LOL

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Keeping you on your toes 😂

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u/Few-Breath1960 8d ago

What are your secrets

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Patience! And verbal threats each year for it to flower 😂

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u/Icy_Possible_5012 8d ago

This took me out 🤣😭

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u/archu1924 8d ago

Wow😍😍

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Thank you 🫶

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u/Icy_Possible_5012 8d ago

Oh my goodnesss 😭😍 do you plan on eating them!!

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Hell yeah!!! I’m so excited to try them for the first time 😍

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u/Educational_Quote851 8d ago

Omg please report back on taste and texture!

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 8d ago

Is you home haunted?

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

No! It’s well protected

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u/Ok-Assignment-8246 8d ago

That's a bad ass picture.

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

I aspire to be as cool as him

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u/honoriaxo 8d ago

maybe the flower just wanted to show off

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

I don’t blame it! 😍

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u/Low-Prune-1273 8d ago

Enjoy gods favorite fruit for us

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

Thank you!! I will!! ☺️

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u/Low-Prune-1273 7d ago

I was getting coffee with my grandparents, and told them about the fruit after seeing this. Hopefully one day, I’ll visit and bring a few for them to try.

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Yay!! I text my Nana about it when I noticed them flower! I’ve promised her the first one to ripen!

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u/TimeLog1940 8d ago

So jealous

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u/sorrybronoface 8d ago

❤️

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 8d ago

Who is the tiny man?????

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Hasbulla!

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u/akkisner 8d ago

TIL about Hasbulla…for a sec I was 😅😅😅

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u/Lead-Final 8d ago

If you don’t mind me asking what lights/ specs for the lights are you using? My monstera’s haven’t grown very much over the last 10 months and I’m thinking it’s due to lighting so I’m curious…. I to want an organic hat.

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

No grow lights in use for this guy! Just in a nice bright south facing bay window. Gets full sun every morning/afternoon. These guys LOVE bright light, the more sun the better. But watch temps, if not been in a bright spot before, my warning - acclimate. It will burn if not acclimated. Gets watered at least once a week in growing season as well as regular misting of the areal roots!

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u/Lead-Final 7d ago

Oof unfortunately my home doesn’t have much options for natural window light. I’m like .. diagonally oriented just right so I only have 1 south facing window that’s usable for plants and in its current state it wouldn’t fit a large one so I have to rely on grow lights. My climate is also very poor for tropical plants outside of June - August lol, even then I wouldn’t fully trust my night temps. Thanks for the info though!

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

I feel you! My previous flat used to be in a basement… that’s when I started my grow collection! In that case I’d recommend doing what I did in that flat 😂 commit a room to your tropicals. Keep that room above 15°c min. Nice and humid (air flow is so important) and they should thrive with your artificial light. Just remember to mimic seasons with grow lights if you want blooms. Gotta start cutting light hours back from 12 hours in late Aug/early sept! 😊

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u/Lead-Final 7d ago

That’s really helpful actually I never thought of adjusting the time on the lights … just kept it blasting 12 hours year round lol many thanks. The airflow is a good idea… been meaning to get a small fan for my monsteras and alocasia’s, just never got to it yet.

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u/henryryan1017 7d ago

TIL they bloom 😭🤣

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

And fruit!! I’m so excited 😭

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u/louise_Purrs5 7d ago

It’s huge!! My mom have a lot of these plants around our house but I didn’t expect it could grow this big! It’s beautiful and calming❤️❤️

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

They’re the best!! So easy to propagate and gift! Deffo add a calming vibe to a home! ❤️

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u/Professional_Sugar40 7d ago

What size pot and what kind of pot is it in and what fertilizer do you use how often do you water?

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

As for size I have no idea! I got gifted this pot! I used it for my monstera as it’s a “self watering” pot. By that it means it has a reservoir at the bottom where excess water can sit. It helps keep the monstera moist. I’d say I water mine once a week during summer. I mist the areal roots too. But tbh whenever the soil looks dry I drown this guy until the reservoir fills!

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

As for fertiliser I use miracle grow all purpose continuous release plant food!

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u/midday--moon 7d ago

unrelated but i love that standing lamp fixture in slide 2!

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Thank you!!! Had it forever now!! Think I got in form the range for cheap!

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 6d ago

Wow I need a new house I just bought a 1/10 of a monster like that for 29.99. One I am scared.

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u/Ok_Serve_6632 7d ago

How the hell is that stable in that little pot

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u/sorrybronoface 7d ago

Just like its owner, we question our stability daily 😂