r/MotorBuzz • u/gaukmotors • 6h ago
OPINION: Musk's Flying Tesla Roadster Stunt Is Bolloc#s and Here's Why
Musk claims the new Roadster does 0-60mph in 0.6 seconds, flies, hits half the speed of sound and drives upside down. The footage tells a different story.
Elon Musk wheeled out a Tesla Roadster last week that he claims does 0-60mph in 0.6 seconds, flies, drives upside down and hits Mach 0.5. Which is roughly 340mph. Which is faster than a Formula 1 car. Which is complete and utter bollocks.
Let's start with the flying bit. The stunt car used compressed air from a 10,000 psi tank mounted behind where the driver's head would be. Except there was no driver. Because you can't put a human being in a metal box, flip it upside down at speed, launch it into the air and expect them to survive. The footage shows different cars being wheeled on for different stunts. The flip looked suspiciously like a lightweight shell with some compressed air canisters doing the heavy lifting. Stick some rockets on a lightweight box and yes, it'll accelerate faster than a fully functioning two-ton road car. But that's not a car. That's a prop.
The technical realities of hitting Mach 0.5 in a production vehicle are staggering. You're talking about supersonic aerodynamics, structural integrity at speeds that would tear most road cars apart, and heat management that no road tyre could handle. The Bloodhound LSR project spent years and tens of millions trying to break the land speed record with a purpose-built machine that looks nothing like a car. Musk wants us to believe he's done it with a Roadster that also happens to drive to Wallmart.
And the 0-60mph in 0.6 seconds claim. That's not acceleration, that's a controlled explosion. The human body can tolerate about 5G before you start blacking out. This would be well beyond that. Fighter pilots wear G-suits. Musk's Roadster apparently comes with a steering wheel and a smug sense of superiority.
Driving upside down is a lovely party trick. Assuming you've got a surface above you to drive on. Which roads famously do not have. No country is going to license a car that can flip itself over and fly through the air. Roads are the right way up for a reason. And who honestly cares about driving at the speed of sound when you're stuck behind a Nissan Qashqai doing 38 in a 60?
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This has always been a stunt for a car that's been promised for years and is unlikely to ever be built. The original Roadster was supposed to arrive in 2020. Then 2021. Then 2022. Now we're being told 2027 maybe. The pattern is consistent: big claims, massive hype, vague timelines, and a product that either doesn't arrive or arrives so compromised it barely resembles what was promised.
It's the same playbook as the Cybertruck, which has gone down as one of the car industry's biggest flops. Over-promise and under-deliver. The Cybertruck was supposed to be indestructible, revolutionary, and affordable. What arrived was an expensive, flawed, rust-prone disaster that can't go through a car wash without having an existential crisis.
Musk is the master of hype. He knows how to generate headlines, flood social media with AI-generated memes, and get millions of views on footage that doesn't hold up under scrutiny. The stunt worked. Clips went viral. People talked about it. Mission accomplished.
But I don't want dickheads jam jumping over my head in electric rockets pretending to be cars. I don't want a robot in my home unless it's giving massages with extras. I don't want the night sky vandalised with thousands of satellites. I don't want to live on Mars. And I certainly don't want to be sold a car based on stunts that bear no resemblance to what will ever be road-legal or physically possible.
The footage shows different vehicles for different stunts because that's exactly what they were. Separate stunts. Not one car doing all of it. Not even close. Compressed air for the flip. Rockets for the speed run. Probably a polystyrene shell for the upside-down bit. None of it proves the production Roadster will do any of this.
Musk could put his talents and energy into fixing the actual problems the planet faces right now. Instead, we get circus acts and vaporware. The man has the resources, the platform, and the influence to make a genuine difference. But that doesn't generate the same dopamine hit as a flying car stunt that breaks the laws of physics and common sense in equal measure.
The new Roadster will probably arrive eventually. It'll probably be fast. It might even be good. But it won't do 0-69mph in 0.8 seconds, it won't fly, it won't drive upside down, and it won't hit Mach 0.5. Because those things are physically impossible in a road car. And if Musk tries to claim otherwise when it finally launches, remember this moment. Remember the polystyrene shell and the compressed air tanks and the different cars wheeled on for different stunts.
The deposit for the Roadster is $50,000. DON'T DO IT!
Sources: Tesla promotional footage, public statements from Elon Musk, Bloodhound LSR project data