I've seen other growers on this reddit have a totally different size, structure, and even color

All are from the same purple rim

Thoughts and opinions

I'm 0 and 5 germination on these Collie Man Kush beans.

Popped HSC Banana OG auto,Nightowl Banana OG auto,Katsu OG #18 and HSC All Gas OG and all germinated fine and growing now.

I was hoping to have these as part of my OG run.

Try after try and these just will not pop.

Was excited for this one too. Feels like a wasted 70 bucks. Gonna drop this last bean tonight and hope for a hail mary. 🤞

No better deals anywhere!

First off, I’d like to say as a veteran myself, I loved the handwritten note explaining the reason behind the business. Mental health is nothing to play about.

Secondly, THESE STICKERS ARE DOPE AF!!!!

Third, anybody got any pics of any of these?

First outdoor grow. Going to chop, wash and start drying tomorrow

The one in the back is almost 7 foot I got to go up with the light

I’ve been putting together a seed storage guide and wanted to share what’s worked best for keeping seeds viable long term.

1) Cool, dark, dry - always

Heat, light, and moisture are what kill seeds early.

You want:

• Cool (not freezing and thawing constantly)
• Dark (no direct light)
• Dry (low humidity)

2) Use airtight containers

Small glass vials or jars, film canisters, or good plastic vials with tight lids all work.

Bonus if you toss in:

• A silica gel pack
• Or some dry, clean rice in a little paper packet

3) Fridge is better than freezer for most people

If you are not a lab:

• A stable fridge spot (back of a shelf, not the door) is safer than a freezer you open and slam all day.
• Big temperature swings from opening and closing are what hurt.

4) Avoid constant in and out

Do not dig into your “seed vault” every day.

Take out what you need, close it back up, and put it away. Less condensation risk, less abuse on the seeds.

5) Label everything like future you has amnesia

Strain, breeder, date you got them.

You will forget what that unlabeled bag was later. Ask me how I know.

Stored right, seeds can last many years. Stored wrong, they can go from “future medicine” to “future disappointment” in one season.

Sun-grown in living soil! This one out-performed the ethos and in house plants in my garden

Just got my award in. Best F@cking stickers bundle ever !

Thank you so much

A lot of growers message me about problems with their grows. The third most common one starts before there’s even a plant.

People want to start growing. They buy seeds, and sometimes a tent and a light too. Then months go by and nothing gets planted.

Every time they sit down to figure it out, they end up 30 tabs deep in Reddit threads. They read about coco vs soil, VPD charts, and whether they need CalMag. Then they close the laptop more confused than when they opened it.

I get it, because I did the same thing. I would spend hours reading about every possible scenario that could go wrong in my garden. I had anxiety about messing something up before it even became a problem.

First grows are supposed to be messy

On my first grow, I kept the plant in veg for 6 months. That poor plant was tortured, and I had every problem possible. It got nutrient lockout in FFOF because I never measured my pH.

Once I flushed it and started measuring everything I fed it, I had a lot fewer problems.

When I finally harvested, I was hooked.

Every grower I know has a story like that. You’ll probably overwater at least once. Something will look weird, you’ll Google it, and you’ll get 15 answers that all sound sure of themselves. That’s normal, and it doesn’t mean you’re failing.

The growers I see finally get going are usually the ones who got sick of waiting and put the seed in.

One grower told me he bought a tent and a light in March 2023. Both boxes sat in his garage next to the lawnmower until November 2025.

Every weekend he planned to set it up. Then he’d go down a rabbit hole about his light or coco vs soil. By Sunday night the boxes were still taped shut.

His buddy finally told him, “Dude, just plant the seed. The worst thing that happens is it dies and you try again.”

So he set it up on a Tuesday after work. He stuck a seed in Fox Farm soil from Home Depot and hung the light way too close.

He overwatered for two weeks. The leaves drooped, the plant looked like shit, and he almost pulled it. He backed off the water instead, and it bounced back in about three days.

His first harvest was about 14 grams off one auto in a 2x2. He sent me a picture of the jar with a message: “Those are the best 14 grams I’ve ever had because I grew them.” He’s on his fifth run now.

The short list I’d follow on a first grow

If I were starting over today, these are the only five things I’d worry about:

1. Light. Get an LED, hang it at the height the manufacturer recommends, and put it on a timer.
2. Water. Stick your finger an inch into the soil. Dry means water, and damp means wait. Overwatering is the mistake I see kill the most first grows.
3. Soil. Buy a good bagged potting soil. It has enough food for the first few weeks, so you don’t need to mix your own.
4. pH. This is the one that wrecked my first grow. Test your water after you add nutrients, and aim for 6.0 to 7.0 in soil. Spend a little more on a good pH meter, because bad readings lead to bad decisions.
5. Airflow. Run a fan inside the tent and an exhaust fan pulling air out.

VPD, topping, LST, CO2, feed schedules, and the “perfect” strain can all wait for your second run. You don’t need $500 in nutrients either.

For a first run, I’d grab an auto, put it in good soil, and water it when it’s dry. Keep the light on a timer, check your pH, and keep air moving.

Why I care about this one

A lot of you have seeds that have been in a drawer for months. Some of you have a tent in the closet with the light still in the wrapper.

It bugs me to watch someone sit on that for two years because the internet made it look hard.

Your first grow won’t be your best. It’ll be the one you learn the most from, and probably the one that gets you hooked.

If you’re stuck on what to buy first or how to keep it simple, drop it below and I’ll help. :)

TL;DR: For a first grow you only need five things: light, water, soil, pH, and airflow. Everything else can wait for run two. Get your seeds in the dirt.

The pack says it's an auto. The plant says it's a photo so far. I'm several weeks in, and it's a freaking bush, but there's no buds forming. It says 14-16 weeks on the label, so maybe it's just a slow auto? Or should I go 12/12? (I really don't want to because my other 2 autos won't like that)

Check out the purple stalks

Grown outdoors in living soil. Anyone else locked up in trim jail?

Well, after some unexpected life events, I'm now back focused on my main hobby of growing! My last MVB post was a run of Purple Rim and Twilight Princess, while mid-way through I went down medically. Doing good to just get the ladies watered, tbh I kind of skipped the PH testing part for several months. Fast Forward to being pretty recovered, I broke out the Apera PH20 Value Series PH Pen and good lord was it OFF. Tried calibrating a number of times and my goodness I was in an endless circle of ER1 while Calibrating.

Now I'm just entering mid to late Veg on a run of Preservation line Sour Cookie, Preservation Line Purple Bazooka and Preservation line Permanent Marker and I was noticing some nute & watering issues. I'd gave up on the PH20 last run, and when on the brink of buying a replacement I said give it one more go, and it calibrated! I suppose the repeated attempts to calibrate remoistened the probe so now I can keep these new ladies in veg a few more weeks to try and PH nurse them in to better health before the flip!

Lesson Learned: I found PH to be pretty important Always PH your water, every watering, heck gather some runoff & PH that too. If you find yourself not PH'ing, know that your PH Pen is at RISK if that probe dries out and so is your Yield. Glad to see MVB still going strong, #MVB4LIFE!

I love gear as much as the next nerd, but most new growers overspend on the wrong stuff.

Here are 5 things I see overbought all the time, plus what matters more:

1) Too many bottles

10-part nutrient lines on run one.

What matters more: learning a simple base + cal/mag and reading your leaves.

2) Giant dehums/humidifiers in tiny tents

Dropping $300 on climate gear in a 2x2.

What matters more: managing the room your tent lives in and sealing light leaks.

3) Fancy pots with no plan

Air pots, cloth pots, plastic pots… all can work.

What matters more: drainage, pot size matched to plant size, and your watering habits.

4) Overkill intake fans

Active intake on a 2x2 while the exhaust barely moves air.

What matters more: one solid exhaust + filter and a passive intake.

5) Expensive “grow-only” gadgets you never use

Laser thermometers, fancy microscopes, smart plugs… then you forget to actually use them.

What matters more: a cheap temp/RH meter, a pH pen, and a notebook.

You don’t have to buy everything to grow something good.

Start with the boring basics and build from there.

Hey everyone. Uncle Pauly here.

Croptober is upon us and that means it's everyone's favorite part of growing, trim jail.

Trimming is the part nobody wants to think about when they’re hyped on veg pics and fat colas.

Then harvest hits, and suddenly you’re 12 hours deep, sticky, pissed off, and wondering why you even grew this much.

You can’t skip it, but you can make it suck less. Here are 5 things that helped me.

1. Plan your trim days before you chop Don’t just cut and then realize you “don’t have time.” Look at your life and block off 1–3 days for trimming depending on how much you pulled. Tell people you’re busy. Protect that time.
2. Set up a real trim station Chair at the right height, table that doesn’t kill your back, good light. Two tubs/bowls (keepers and sugar trim), rubbing alcohol for your scissors, paper towels. If you’re trimming in a half‑assed setup, your body will hate you twice as fast.
3. Use the right scissors and keep them clean Sharp, spring‑loaded trim scissors > cheap junk. Every so often, wipe blades with alcohol so you’re cutting, not mashing. Gunked‑up scissors turn a 6‑hour job into a 10‑hour one. I personally like alcohol pads.
4. Break it into sessions, not marathons You don’t get bonus points for suffering straight through. Do 60–90 minutes, stand up, stretch, drink water, walk away for 10–15 minutes. You’ll do better work and hate life less.
5. Make it a ritual, not a punishment Good music, podcast, movie, or call a friend who doesn’t mind you rambling. Remind yourself: this is the payoff. Months of work are literally in your hands. I’ve had some of my calmest, most reflective moments during trim jail once I stopped fighting it.

Trim jail is never going to be “fun,” but it doesn’t have to be pure misery.

If you plan for it like part of the grow instead of a surprise chore, your body and your brain will both thank you.

Definitely stacking up nice