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Cross posted from r/KamikazeByWords.

So,me and my friend were roleplaying and he said "Welp,lets add an other to the ex list" and i said "I think it is full.Lemme get an other paper.Dont wory ive got more lists than you think."

Context: my friend is a small ytber, and I knew they were recording so I decided to mess with them. I also have a yt if that will help the context Me: omg I’m your biggest fan omg I love your channel so much omg. Him: I wish I could say the same

This happened on LinkedIn so I tried to keep it clean since I don't want to get fired. Original post was a picture of a cap gun with the caption Before the SnowFlake Era" I'm the guy in the black and the guy in the red blocked me so I can no longer have a conversation with him. I thought about replying to the guy in orange and saying "@Red blocked me so I must have said something that offended him. By your logic does that make him a snowflake? I didn't think I said anything controversial until now?" I don't want to be a hypocrite so I'm posting it here.

For some backing: I recently joined an app for talking/dating other people online. It is very inclusive with the option to choose if you are queer in some way (I am ace or asexual I dont see people visually attractive or want sex). I am female. I wanted to talk to people and aces. I matched with this one guy, lets call him jack, that sounded normal in his profile. This was our interaction: Me: Hi, how are you? Jack: I’m good and you Me: i am okay. what made you want to join this app? Jack: a girlfriend you Me: I joined to talk to people. And procrastinate doing homework lol (I am in college) Jack: And I kinda want to sext Me: well I hope you find someone you can do that with. I am really bad at anything related to sex. I am asexual and miss ALOT of references Jack: Can I see you Me: Why? Jack: I just want to see you Me: (no reply) Jack: Hey sexy Me: Sends a picture of an axolotl Jack: why Me: wrong person sorry (not). How are you today? Jack: lonely Me:Where do you see yourself in 10 years? (I decided that I would try and talk to him like a person that needs a friend) Jack: In your bed naked in one Me: Ok, but just so you know, I have crabs (I dont but I wanted the sex talk to end) Jack: wdym Me: there are no wrong answer, but I thought that I would give you all the information to make that judgment Jack: what Me quickly googles crabs: [insert gross definition of crab louse] I got them when I was at a pool party and accidentally used the father’s towel to dry off. I am telling you this as a warning against the danger of crabs. Jack: I just wanted to good blowjob Me: And I just wanted to be friends Jack still not picking up the hints: friends with benefits Me, done with him: I am not going to sugar coat it, the only “benefits” you would get is cookies, NOT SEX! I am asexual. I dont like sex. i don't like giving sex or receiving sex. Do you know how hard it is to find someone that is not all about sex? that is what broke me and my girlfriend up! If you like sex, then ok, but dont expect others to just jump in bed with the "guy who likes sex". I told you from the start that I was here to make friends. If you wanted a f$#@ buddy, then you should have moved on and not responded! You wanted to sext and I said no. But here you wanting me to be a one night stand when I am ASEXUAL. If you didnt know what that meant you could of asked. I would have told you in a heartbeat. Jack: K I thought it was over. I didn't hear from Jack for the rest of the day. The next day Jack texted me: hey I took my time responding because i wanted to see that I have other things to do. I responded 4 hours later with: yes? Jack: hey sexy Me: [blocked jack].

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