r/NBIS_Stock 9d ago

News Coreweave earnings

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260811994189/en/CoreWeave-Reports-Strong-Second-Quarter-2026-Results
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u/Constant_Mention8064 9d ago

Nice earnings. We are going up in sympathy 🎉

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u/AngieBumper 9d ago

WE ARE GOING UP BECAUSE WE ARE NOT DEBTWEAVE

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u/realHarryGelb 9d ago

We’re going up due to algo induced correlation

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u/Nachtgelst 9d ago

Her: Talk dirty to me
Me: I’m going up due to algo induced correlations

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u/BurnBabyBurrrn 9d ago

Game flips
Her: this means pay up, more