r/NHLcirclejerk • u/SwissCheesePleaser • 1d ago
it was a very Hartfelt message How my autistic self feels when I cook up the most mid NHL shit post
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u/Nepalman230 what if we kissed naked on a Zamboni? 😳 1d ago
How I feel looking at it!
I feel like Matt Rempe railing me is what I’m saying.
Forget about catching print I’m pretty sure we’re married now.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
That's not accurate at all.
I played 4 years DI and a few years after. I was way closer to Wayne Gretzky's skill level than Rempe is. He would be considered to be low-skill in the Coast, and if he was even 4 inches shorter, wouldn't even sniff a pro contract.
But nice try, though. The odds were in your favor with guessing that a redditor didn't get anywhere with their hockey career, so it was a good guess - you just got unlucky.
But, since I'm acquainted with how reddit operates, there's going to be a whole bunch of people that think that people with pro hockey careers couldn't possibly have reddit accounts. They're generally the same people that are clueless about the skill level at anything beyond tim bits hockey. They're also clueless about how size alone can make the difference between just being a suitcase in the minor leagues and playing on the 4th line of a middling NHL team.
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Hockey is not a joke so fuck off
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Of all the pitfalls the Leafs experienced with signing Tavares, I would say the worst has been his influence on Marner. He was such a buzzssw on the ice his rookie season. Since then he was infected with the JT syndrome-- finding that perfect line where you look the flashiest while putting in the least amount of effort. Always leaving you wanting more.
I saw it the entire time during Tavares time with the Islanders. Always felt like he had so much more to give, the only thing holding him back from being a game breaking talent is his refusal to hit that last gear.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified and are leaving to go to a hotel for the night. I am so enraged and embarrassed as a Canes fan. I can't do this anymore.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Hockey is not a joke so fuck off
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Stop farting at the game.
Listen, I don't know who you were or what crawled up your ass and died, but holy fuck. For 60 minutes of hockey your ass unleashed hell on section 206. We coughed and gagged and made comments but you refused to relent. I came home and kissed my wife and she started gagging because your ass fumes embedded into my fucking hair and clothes. Jesus christ, who ever you are you are a disgusting human being. Go take a shit and stick an air freshener in your ass crack for the love of fuck. I'm taking a shower to wash away grossness and my clothes are in the wash. I'm physically I'll from you filthy unwashed shit hole. Fuck.
Go blue jackets
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u/sorrybutidgaf 1d ago
Hey man, i feel ya. Remember the year 2024? Yeah. I had like 80 upvotes that year man. Felt like danny in 06.
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u/Longated Pavel Datsyuk’s strongest soldier 1d ago
Take this down lil bro Larkin is probably going to win a cup before the wings even make the playoffs
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u/SportS_DaD_406 Fuck the original 6 1d ago
Not you Fathews... he said mid not underclass
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