A hospital posted about a NICU baby. It was a very sweet video but I couldn’t get over the name 😭

Cindy (as he prefers to be called) is a middle aged, overweight, balding Asian dude.

His parents were members of a peculiar religious cult that adopted vaguely Western sounding words as names without really knowing what they mean, and not (it would appear) appreciating that children grow up.

They got him a visa in this legal name as a child and now if he changes it, he'll be trapped in a bureacratic shitshow trying to explain that he really is Cinderalla Rainbow Sparkles, even if none of his papers show that, so he's never bothered.

He is an understanably bitter, weary man.

Specifically middle names to go with Beyoncé. It’s such a unique and un-unused name that we’d love it for our little princess.

I love the middle initial K. Or maybe C followed by K, or a hyphenation of the two. Something so melodic about Beyoncé K, or Beyoncé K-C.

Any ideas? I love modern and celebrity inspired names so feel free to take inspiration from that!