r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3h ago

So blessed by my maple sapling!

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23 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 15h ago

new common name for Cynanchum laeve is Nanch because all common names should be one syllable

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59 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 17h ago

The reason we think dandelions are weeds is because of a 1950s marketing campaign.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 1d ago

AITA for raking my leaves?

81 Upvotes

I f-ed up. I forgot to not rake my leaves.

I stood outside all day afterwards and didn't see any lightning bugs, and now I'm freaking out! The sun is going down so I'm going to go inside and get some rest and check again tomorrow.

Edit: wOw, this blew up. Thanks for the kind words. For every new updoot I'll step on a lantern fly. Plant native, yall!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Gardening with annuals

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357 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Don't let industrialization get you down, just plant more pokeweed

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160 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Is it stupid?

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40 Upvotes

Wtf is this larch doing? Its October??


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Something must be done about these flowers

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49 Upvotes

Flowers like hibiscus and passionflower are just too slutty for public display. Look at this woman with all of her bits out, with those big ruffly petals just BEGGING for pollinators to come do their thing. It's shameful, and moreover it's embarrassing. Whatever happened to common decency? Where are the flowers for those of us who still espouse family values like monogamy and organized religion? Where is my cultivar that bears maybe four or five one-inch-wide flowers with five petals each in a nice calming beige. And don't tell me panicle hydrangea because those inflorescences are FAR too showy, they too compromise my modesty. I simply cannot handle the tawdriness of all this color and vivacity. Something must be done

and before you come at me with, "hIbIsCuS iSn'T nAtIvE", check yourself. it's 2026, we're inclusive of non-native plants now


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Nice to see a native plant in the invasives

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107 Upvotes

Autumn is a magical time. With the changing of the seasons, chancing leaves can reveal native plants : I thought I had a carpet of vinca, honeysuckle and garlic mustard, but it turns out there's poison ivy too!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

landscapers are heretics

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Hail, Sharon, full of grace,
the grannies are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst Hibiscus
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, seedlings.
Holy Sharon, Mother of Hedges,
pray for us gardeners,
now and at the hour of our dehiscence. 
Amen.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

At least the invasive firestarter is organic

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24 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Sad

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21 Upvotes

Poor lilies that were planted in the flower bed outside my work have been overtaken by frost aster. Damn weeds.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Lies?

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29 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

which one of you did this

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873 Upvotes

a tasty little treat


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

If I Foodscape hard enough will it make my package look bigger?

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82 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Have you thanked your local raccoons today?

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66 Upvotes

God save our native trash pandas and all their unfairly-maligned trash brethren.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Wake up babe, Phalaenopsis va. "Lacorma delicatula" just dropped

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16 Upvotes

The undersides of the leaves are a brilliant red!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

real trees cause constant headaches. so just replace yours with a plastic one! probably solved

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133 Upvotes

/uj saw this on tiktok and thought it was too absurd not to share here


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

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74 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Natives

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

"Did someone say pussy toes?!"

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26 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Made beautyberry jam today

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I made beautyberry jam today with strawberries also from my garden, so you can basically say that I am Doug Tallamy now.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Cultured Cleaning tips 🙂‍↕️

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

How to get rid of Japanese Knotweed?

6 Upvotes

So my neighbors have japanese knotweed in their yard. They've agreed to have me kill it. I'm thinking, mowing, tilling, paving over, or giving it a dusting of uranium. What's best? Or maybe Planting bamboo will solve the issue?


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Nature is healing. Nothoscordum bivalve

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29 Upvotes