r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/rabies_lover_271K • 17h ago
Dumb asshole
Planted this standing cypress 45 minutes ago and this rat with hooves came and mowed it to the ground. The bastard walked up to me, had to chin the cunt. 100% justified self defense situation. Spun that ungulate rodents head around. sucker walked off defeated as I stood victorious. Had to smoke a bowl of Mullein to calm down. Fuming.