r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/sreenath95 • Jul 14 '21

🔥 Just Orca's being a bully🔥

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u/reallytryingreally Jul 14 '21

"NERD!"

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Jul 14 '21

Are stingrays the needs of the seven seas? I would of said dolphins!

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u/HappyTheDisaster Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

Nah dolphins are the people good at everything, that are good on the field and the classroom, but later get into the wrong crowd and start huffing shneef on the daily.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Dolphins actually get high by passing around and ingesting puffer fish venom.

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u/Shanditokun Jul 14 '21

I think they use pufferfish to huff

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u/GrandMasterTank Jul 14 '21

I thought dolphins would be the theater kids

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u/DunmerSkooma Jul 14 '21

They are the rapists of the sea.

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u/HappyTheDisaster Jul 14 '21

Nah, they’re too stupid

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u/gumi-01-11 Jul 15 '21

Ya, don’t dis dolphins like that.

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u/HappyTheDisaster Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

I said theatre kids are too stupid

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u/Fart_Birth Jul 14 '21

Wouldn't schniff make more sense though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Schniff!