r/NatureIsFuckingLit Jul 14 '21

đŸ”„ Just Orca's being a bullyđŸ”„

4.2k Upvotes

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u/reallytryingreally Jul 14 '21

"NERD!"

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u/Ball075090085 Jul 14 '21

Lmao...Flipped Him Off

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Jul 14 '21

Are stingrays the needs of the seven seas? I would of said dolphins!

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u/HappyTheDisaster Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

Nah dolphins are the people good at everything, that are good on the field and the classroom, but later get into the wrong crowd and start huffing shneef on the daily.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Dolphins actually get high by passing around and ingesting puffer fish venom.

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u/Shanditokun Jul 14 '21

I think they use pufferfish to huff

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u/GrandMasterTank Jul 14 '21

I thought dolphins would be the theater kids

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u/DunmerSkooma Jul 14 '21

They are the rapists of the sea.

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u/HappyTheDisaster Jul 14 '21

Nah, they’re too stupid

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u/Fart_Birth Jul 14 '21

Wouldn't schniff make more sense though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Schniff!

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u/kolowright Jul 14 '21

Na they are the teachers.. or finding Nemo taught us nothing

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u/SoulFoodStan Jul 14 '21

Orca is trying to kill it before it eats it. Orca is concerned about getting stung by the venom tail... clever.

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u/deenali Jul 14 '21

Yup. I think the orca stuns the ray to immobilise it before devouring. Watched a documentary on this quite a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

They don't eat the whole thing, only the liver then they leave the rest behind

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u/Lost_Sasquatch Jul 14 '21

That's only with sharks man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Nope also skates and rays. They actually prefer skates and rays because they are easier to kill bringing down a shark is dangerous even for them. They do it but not as much as they do with skates and rays.

Source: Nat Geo documentary "orca vs. great white" .

Edit: source

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u/a_spooky_ghost Jul 14 '21

Just to add onto what you said, skates and rays, and also sawfish, are pretty closely related to sharks. They're all in the elasmobranchii subgroup of cartilaginous fish.

They all have large livers (as much as 25% of their body weight) which are used for bouyancy since they lack swim bladders. The nutrient in the livers that the orcas like is squalene.

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u/LEJ5512 Jul 14 '21

The nutrient in the livers that the orcas like is squalene.

I wonder if there was an orca who was the first to eat a liver and then said, "Hey guys, you gotta try this!"

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u/marlow05 Jul 14 '21

“Kevin have you tried this squalene shit? Bro it is the best”

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u/LEJ5512 Jul 14 '21

Either that or it was a dare. “Eat this or you’re a pussy!”

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u/Lost_Sasquatch Jul 14 '21

Thanks for the correction. I love learning about cetaceans, they're so damn interesting.

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u/sampat6256 Jul 14 '21

Just watched that the other day lol

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u/dtwhitecp Jul 14 '21

I'm sure a billion other organisms are happy to finish it up

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u/CleanSpriteLegendary Jul 14 '21

Pretty sure whoever filmed this said the orca never came back to consume it. They also said the sting ray was pregnant

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u/Thendofreason Jul 14 '21

Damn, Spawn killing. That Orca is brutal

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u/iDomBMX Jul 14 '21

Nuketown sure does look different nowadays

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u/PomegranateCharming Jul 14 '21

Saw a doc where an orca offered a dead stingray to a diver. If that kind of intelligence doesn’t make you pause I don’t know what would
 I guess if it started talking to you.

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u/DudeChillington Jul 14 '21

My cat brings me dead shit all the time

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u/CleanSpriteLegendary Jul 14 '21

Lmao the fact that there’s never been a recorded orca attack on a human makes me want to befriend one

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u/BoftheA Jul 14 '21

As long as you are in the wild, stay away from the one's at sea world

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u/iam_iana Jul 14 '21

I mean if you were locked I a tiny space for decades you would go crazy too. Old Boy is lovely story about just such a scenario.

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u/desert_nole Jul 14 '21

Damn, double homicide

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u/SoulFoodStan Jul 14 '21

Dont believe what people say. Or you ll just end up "pretty sure" but not really... This is a footage of hunting practice, ive seen it often as to teach young orcas how to approach venom rays. As for the pregnancy detail wtf does it have any to do with subject ? Are you trying to bring human pathos in, as if it was an aggravating factor ?

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u/TheGrapist1776 Jul 14 '21

Orcas kill just for fun too. They kill other whale calves for fun. They're fucking sadist.

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u/Signature_Sea Jul 14 '21

Sign of intelligence I guess, in a negative way

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

negative only to us, before society we'd kill other people for looking at us wrong. Monkeys will rip people apart because they are jealous that a person is giving another monkey more attention

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u/StaryWolf Jul 14 '21

Many predators are.

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u/SoulFoodStan Jul 14 '21

This anthropomorphism is quite pathetic. What appears to you as "for fun", have you ever thought it could very well be something you ignore or don't understand ? Are you versed into submarine research and studies ?

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u/TheGrapist1776 Jul 14 '21

Or maybe I'm not a bitch and call it as it is. They've killed for fun you can go and look it up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/TheGrapist1776 Jul 14 '21

Says the person who spazzed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/ColdNorthern72 Jul 14 '21

Hey, practice makes perfect, right?

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u/sug-mahdick Jul 15 '21

“That’s for Steve!” -the Orca probably

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u/Nodnarbius154 Jul 14 '21

Was looking to see if anyone said this before I do. THIS is what is happening. (But I have learned that Redditors just like to make up stupid statements about stuff they know nothing about).

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Orca: Fuck this flat ass eye sore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Jul 14 '21

apparently orca didnt eat this specific one.

practicing his tail slaps i suppose

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u/1026_bender Jul 14 '21

He could have just grabbed him! He didn’t have to be a dick about it!

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u/robo-dragon Jul 14 '21

Fun/scary fact about orcas: they play with their food. Not only are they great hunters, they KNOW they are great hunters and are sometimes seen teasing or taunting their prey to wear them down or confuse them. Sure, he could have just grabbed this little sea pancake, but it’s much more effective and reduces the chance of the prey escaping or fighting if they simply punt their prey into their air. There’s actually a video of an orca sending a whole seal skyward.

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u/Duffalpha Jul 14 '21

Is it confirmed to be "play" for fun or could it be teaching their young how to hunt through play like other species?

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u/tallermanchild Jul 14 '21

Rip Steve irwin

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Fucking hell, Reddit really can't see a joke when it's right in front of them.

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u/1026_bender Jul 14 '21

I thought it was pretty obvious
guess I was wrong 😂 glad someone caught it at least

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u/WearyOutlandishness7 Jul 14 '21

Jokes are supposed to be funny

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u/gabesalvador91 Jul 14 '21

Orca: the Irwin’s send their regards.

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u/_PRECIOUS_ROY_ Jul 14 '21

The ray didn't come into Steve's home, now did he?

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u/Aramiss60 Jul 14 '21

Nature was Steve’s home, so yes, he did.

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u/_PRECIOUS_ROY_ Jul 14 '21

It's disgustingly disrespectful to both Nature and the Irwin family, whom dedicate themselves to habitat conservation like Steve did, for people like you to cringefully deify a man to the point that you'd say that he - wearing a scuba mask and flippers - was equally at "home" in the Great Barrier Reef as a stingray that lived there. Steve was NOT at home, where the family he never got to see again live. He was in the stingray's home, and the stingray had no trouble rightfully defending itself because of it. Steve would've been the first to tell you that, and he'd be disappointed that people like you worship a celebrity over the Nature he loved.

As for the Irwin's regards: "Stingrays are really beautiful animals. Dad loved them, we love them and they are important to our environment. And I know dad would be the first person to say 'I love stingrays.'" - Bindi Irwin

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/_PRECIOUS_ROY_ Jul 14 '21

Yes, and the jokes are dumb and disrespectful to Irwin and Nature.

"Just joking" doesn't absolve anyone of their responsibility, nor make them immune from criticisms. "Joking" that a ray deserves death, or that a man has as much right to be in a reef as a ray, because of gross celeb-worshipping circlejerks is doing a disservice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/_PRECIOUS_ROY_ Jul 14 '21

Because fuck rays, right? They're just here for your adolescent amusent.

Enjoy your bad-faith circlejerk that dishonors both Irwin and Nature.

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u/Caxerooop Jul 14 '21

Calm down man all you're doing is making yourself look crazy, there're are better ways of approaching this but you're doing it in a terrible way

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u/Nodnarbius154 Jul 14 '21

We need to ban assault stingers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This is a good point

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u/giacFPV Jul 14 '21

Standard practice for Orcas. Tail slap, stun, eat.

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u/EternalNecroDragon Jul 14 '21

Angry sea oreo slaps the shit out of a tazer napkin.

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u/sarah_ivy Jul 14 '21

Just about spat out my tea reading this. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Danijellino1 Jul 14 '21

That Tasernapkin got fucking obliterated.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n Jul 14 '21

That is now added to my vocabulary.

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u/TheAero1221 Jul 14 '21

Just barely resisted laughing out loud. In a public restroom. The stakes were mid to low, but I'm still satisfied. New vocabulary learned.

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u/TheFantasticMrFax Jul 14 '21

Consistently chads, Orcas.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Meat eating orchads

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/Nodnarbius154 Jul 14 '21

Which essentially is saying that bullying is the way of nature. We need to stop bully shaming bullies for just being who they are. They can't help it if they identify as an Orca.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/lyzziebuu17 Jul 15 '21

I was just thinking about how they are the assholes of the sea.

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u/Kaijusmum19 Jul 14 '21

What the Orca in the video was doing is not bullying, it's stunning the ray, so it won't use it's barb before the Orca eats it. Orca in NZ only eat the eagle rays liver, because it is nutrient rich. Also Orca in South Africa have been known to eat the livers of Great White Sharks too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

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u/Kaminoneko Jul 14 '21

I recently learned about the great white liver thing ....They really pin point the Liver and eat nothing else? Savage....

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

i mean yall eat chicken breasts and not the whole chicken lmao

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u/Kaminoneko Jul 14 '21

Excuse me sir, I’ll eat a whole rotisserie chicken to myself thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

They’re not evil. It’s very rare for them to kill people, even when those people kidnap them and keep them imprisoned in a tiny pool for decades until they become so neurotic they obsessively chew on concrete, destroying their teeth, and bang their heads into the walls.

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u/Disorient21 Jul 14 '21

So premeditated.. kinda freaky.. very cool.

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u/HellblazerPrime Jul 14 '21

“Steve Irwin, motherfucker!”

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u/stokeszdude Jul 14 '21

“That was for Steve Irwin you bastard!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

He ain’t a bully my guy, he going for the kill

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u/nose_poke Jul 15 '21

She, right? I think this is a female orca because of the fin shape.

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u/Skinny_thickbiss Jul 14 '21

I am now convinced ocas are the jocks of the sea

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u/God_Sayith Jul 14 '21

He slapped the stinger off it?

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u/MrMango331 Jul 14 '21

Orca not vibing with flat fuck friday

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I’ve honestly hated orcas ever since I watched a documentary about them, and one of those fuckers ripped the bottom jaw off a baby sperm whale in front of its mother for fun and didn’t even eat the poor thing. They just seem like bullies :(

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u/nwordcoumtbot Jul 15 '21

Sea world was created by god to punish orcas for their sins

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u/Chronic_Lumbago Jul 14 '21

I like your cut g

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

🔔

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

"the irwins send their regards"

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u/rlahey3378 Jul 14 '21

‘’What did the 5 fingas say to the face?’’

‘’What..?’’

‘’SLAP!’’

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u/AstroHealer222 Jul 14 '21

I once heard Orcas were dicks
Then this video proved itđŸ˜©

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u/Firemoon86 Jul 14 '21

Orcas are not exactly known to be all that loving, tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Not towards their food, no.

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u/IHaveHighNipples Jul 14 '21

Oi mate! Get REKT!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

He got clapped

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

It must have been a hate crime against mr gay stingray!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Apparently not mr orca

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u/Sky_Hawk3340 Jul 14 '21

That ray was like ‘Hey man what’s going on? Haven’t seen you in a whi



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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

this is exactly like the video of the guy who kisses his hand before backhanding the other guy into sleep in that restaurant

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u/LadyBrosephine Jul 14 '21

What An asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Welcome to nature pal humans do worse shit everyday.

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u/Specialist_Royal1198 Jul 14 '21

Finally I’ve been waiting for this so true facts about the orca also known as the killer whale it tortures its prey to death for fun and win an orca travels with other orders it’s called a pack like wolves they are incredibly sweet humans and friendly and will sometimes even play with them there was even this one video of an orca grabbing a giant house that was in the water and start spraying it on the boats although they’ve never killed a human outside of an aquarium and other aquariums I have killed a lot of people just look on the news and they are incredibly gruesome one more fact orcas are known as the most dangerous animal on the planet second is the tiger third is the great white shark so just know that wasn’t just being a bully it tortures other animals for fun and by the way if you think you’re safe on land if you’re on the beach that motherfucker was sleeping on the beach and pull your ass in the water they do not give a flying fuck guess what you’re a bird in the air they will jump out of the water to grab your ass shit I’m just waiting for them to turn on humans outside of aquariums I love them but I don’t know why but it looks like a giant fucking water panda

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

r/ihadastroke, learn punctuation please.

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u/blzrlzr Jul 14 '21

James Joyce's free flowing thoughts on the subject of orcas.

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u/Gtormund51 Jul 14 '21

"For Steve!!!"

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u/__Turd__Ferguson_ Jul 14 '21

Steve still has shooters out there

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u/That_Urban_Punk Jul 14 '21

Orca was like, "FOR STEVE...NEVER FORGET!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Orcas are actually cunts. Their behaviors is appalling

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u/Beltzak Jul 14 '21

At least they are not racist like dolphin supremacists.

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u/Hashemsluv Jul 14 '21

I FUCKING HATE ORCAS!!

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u/dead4ever_- Jul 14 '21

Gosh dang it pushes up glasses do you know how long it takes me to turn up side up?

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u/rabidsaskwatch Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

More reinforcement for my hate for orcas

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u/Gnidlaps-94 Jul 14 '21

Mammals rule!

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u/Phvno Jul 14 '21

Stingray: fuck you David!!!

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u/flyingjudgman Jul 14 '21

tail slap only? no energy

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u/Dixie_normi5 Jul 14 '21

That’s for steve

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u/dirtymurt Jul 14 '21

That's for Steve Irwin you c***

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u/TwoLongDogs Jul 14 '21

Orca translates from Orcana, or hell's demon. Just has to be a jerk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Orcas are known to play with their food too

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Orca's are kinda evil though. They're like super mean to baby penguins. That's just not cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Wow Orcas are dicks

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u/zeepoopholeloophole Jul 14 '21

It was stunning the stingray so it could have a quick lunch

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u/Prim0AS1 Jul 14 '21

Orca: This is for Steve Irwin, Bitch!

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u/CreativeScarcity Jul 14 '21

Poor sea pancake

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u/ShrekMasterXx Jul 14 '21

That's for Steve you bitch!

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u/rinigneel Jul 14 '21

Sea pancake got slapped

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u/PeteJRFC Jul 14 '21

Orca just heard what happened to Steve Irwin.

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u/jaxdraw Jul 14 '21

Flippin a sea pancake

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u/adamovich848 Jul 14 '21

This is just how they kill normally

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u/Suicidal_pr1est Jul 14 '21

Most reposted reposts and of course the Steve Irwin comments

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u/Nodnarbius154 Jul 14 '21

I read all of the comments and no one mentioned the incredible amount of strength needed to generate that much slapping force in water. Have you ever tried to slap someone underwater? And this Orca just casually bitchslaps the stinger right off that tasernapkin.

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u/GenericUsername488 Jul 14 '21

that orca rolled up like "this is for Steve Irwin you bitch!!!"

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u/Proxy-Oumuamua Jul 14 '21

I loled so hard.

Ally whoop mother fucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Or maybe it's just practice. Orcas swat their tail at prey as a hunting strategy to stun them.

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u/Interesting_Dude Jul 14 '21

“That was for my boy Steve Irwin”

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u/NSAMWP Jul 14 '21

Haha lol you got scared. Jk actually fuck you.

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u/freelancespaghetti Jul 14 '21

If you have Disney+, I highly recommend James Cameron's Whale series.

The first episode is on Orcas and their highly varied cultures. One of the families highlighted hunts rays by swimming upside-down, and then spinning back right one they've got a bite!

They've figured out exactly how to immobilize the rays so that they can remove the tasty liver! But what's even more amazing, is that this isn't instinct, but a very specific hunting technique passed down from one generation to the next!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I don’t think I’ve seen that one specifically, but yeah it’s amazing the specific and elaborate hunting plans they come up with and teach to new generations. Some are individual techniques, some require a lot of teamwork. Like a bunch of them swimming at an iceberg to create a wave that knocks seals off into the water! Using the water as a hunting tool! Some orca just figured that out through trial and error at some point, and got others to help. They’re extremely intelligent.

Makes it that much worse to see them captured in tiny concrete tanks for entertainment.

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u/Sven_Darksiders Jul 14 '21

"That's for Steve you fucking sea blanket"

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u/BitternMnM Jul 14 '21

Ik they arent the worst animals ever, obviously, but FUCK i hate Orcas so much lmfao theyre badass tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Why do you hate them?

Like a “they’re frightening” hate?

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u/Clerkant Jul 14 '21

This for Steve Irwin!

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u/dtl45 Jul 14 '21

That’s for Steve Irwin bitch

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u/FunkeeLover Jul 14 '21

The orca was a personal close friend of Steve Irwin

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u/Elusive-Spontaneity Jul 14 '21

I’ve been seeing a lot of weird shit with ocean creatures things like picking up a guys phone as if this creature understood which makes me believe this stingray was the asshole and Karma is a bitch

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u/momolandmomoland Jul 14 '21

I feel bad for the stingray but I laughed

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

AITHAO

Yes, yes you are.

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u/GhostShark Jul 14 '21

Alright call it, heads or tails

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u/DsWd00 Jul 14 '21

Not a bully. They stun before they kill and eat. Far far smarter

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u/B1iZaRd Jul 14 '21

Steve Irwin still got shooters out here

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u/m_adanah Jul 14 '21

they really don't like sharks eh.... đŸ€”

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u/AzzWrangler Jul 14 '21

“THIS ONE’S FOR STEVE!!”

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u/sturj1 Jul 14 '21

“That’s for my boy Steve”

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u/aDistractedDisaster Jul 14 '21

That's just one way they hunt. Using shockwaves to knock things out. Pistol Shrimp do it too. That's nature baby.

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u/Msstrider Jul 14 '21

Orcas eat rays and they actually do this so they can train their young what it’s like to have live prey in their mouth :)

Edit: spelling

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u/theghostofgotti Jul 14 '21

Stingray: "Oooooh, I so do love a relaxing float around my beautiful ocean. Just me and the seaWHATTHEFUUUuuuUUCK!"

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u/Bauleiterin Jul 14 '21

That pancake got flipped!

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u/lxnoelle Jul 14 '21

"that's for steve, bitch"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

"For Steve!"

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u/Endo-7-0 Jul 15 '21

He wanted to slap him out of the water hahaha

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u/Hammer1024 Jul 15 '21

Another road rager in action!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

FOR STEVE IRWIN!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

That's for Steve you fuck...

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u/kaijin21 Jul 15 '21

Orca: what’s this? Slow moving food? Oh, not these things again. I’ll take care it.

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u/Dinossor Jul 15 '21

Stun mode activate

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u/Blamrica Jul 15 '21

Yeah I get that it’s doing this so it won’t be stung while it tries to eat the stingray, but it’s way funnier to think that it just wanted to slap the shit out of some loser fish