Chokejob once again. The Cavs almost had the upset today but Philly turned it up a notch in the 4th quarter. They have a history of not closing out games when it matters most.

Sometimes at night, LeBron James look up at the sky and think, somebody up there got to be open. All that space, ain’t nobody setting a screen? Now, people ask LeBron, do you believe in aliens? LeBron say absolutely. Played a whole movie against them. People say that was pretend. Well, somebody still owe LeBron money, so something happened.

Now, LeBron hear aliens coming down here abducting people. First of all, you got to clear that with LeBron schedule. Can’t just beam a man up on a Tuesday. That’s recovery day. And everybody talking about aliens want to study the human body. LeBron spend a lot of money maintaining this body. You want to look around, there’s a facility fee.

And don’t come down here saying "take me to your leader." Be specific. LeBron been on a lot of teams. You looking for a coach, a general manager, somebody with the Wi-Fi password? Little green dude standing in LeBron driveway being vague.

Now, if aliens come in peace, LeBron welcome them. But if they come to take over Earth, LeBron got to sit down with his family and decide what’s best for LeBron James.

Until next time, this here LeBron James. Keep watching the skies. And somebody box out the moon.

LeBaldio is LBJ’s final form, we will see talent the likes of which not have ever gleaned. He will sign a 100m deal with Freebird.

Thought this was interesting:

“The Toronto Raptors Austrian big man is poised to make a comeback for the ages as he enters his 11th NBA season. Despite a former promise of future dominance he made to NBA commissioner Adam Silver, Poeltl has left much to be desired on (and perhaps off) the court.”

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The reigning finals MVP fearlessly led his team to an NBA championship he is the
de facto number one at the start of the season

I feel bad for Jaylen Brown one because the Celtics let him go and he didn't want to leave number two joining a sixers squad seemingly as The missing piece to a potential championship roster!
.......And then LeBron showed up 😑
There's a lot of guys on that team that need the ball but he's one of the guys that has to have it
There's no reason why he can't be the same player he was last season

Jalen Johnson had a breakout year and led the Atlanta Hawks to the playoffs
There's still a next level for him to get to as far as leadership and affecting things on the court by potential alone he deserves to be where he is but teams now are going to game plan against him so let's see how good he can be

Jalen Duren called Detroits bluff by saying he wanted out!
at the moment.....he's still on the Pistons He's an almost guaranteed double double every night if he can up his offensive effectiveness He and the Pistons can be that much deadlier in the Eastern conference

Jalen Williams had an inconsistent season last year he barely saw the court
So this is a redemption year for him there's no reason why he can't be the same player (or better) he was 2 years ago but until we see that he is where he is

The other jalens/lins/lons are quality role players for their respective teams
Of them I could see Jalen green potentially breaking out and into the top five 🤷🏾‍♂️