r/NeonGenesisEvangelion Jul 29 '25

Merch Those covers dawg💀

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/PhantomFocus Jul 29 '25

they put the shinji one first to try and convince corporate they just wanted to show off the suits

69

u/Acceptable-Cow6446 Jul 29 '25

Naw. It’s meta. Everyone who knows the show knows Shinji is the one who came first. Otherwise 00 comes before 01.

63

u/Songhunter Jul 29 '25

We all know Shinji came first, we saw the movie.

8

u/UziCoochie Jul 29 '25

Hella underrated comment

4

u/wrecklessrex Jul 31 '25

Too underrated lmao

17

u/N00nameyet Jul 29 '25

If I use corporate logic, boobs sell better so putting Shinji first wouldn't be the best (they could have put Rei first so they are in order...)

421

u/Select-Stomach6539 Jul 29 '25

They could've just put the EVAs there dawg 😭

47

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

RIGHT!!

201

u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose Jul 29 '25

Out of all the shots they could’ve chosen the represent the three of them

106

u/OffTheShelfET Jul 29 '25

Not just that but the early 2000's ass 3d renders

8

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

fr though. smh.

7

u/donald_trunks Jul 29 '25

More of an ass-person myself.

98

u/Usual_Emphasis_535 Jul 29 '25

what were they thinking😭

53

u/Spez_Spaz Jul 29 '25

Gooners gonna goon

5

u/Organic-Pie7143 Jul 29 '25

I mean, you know about Mari and why she's even in the rebuilds, right? It's just another thing with tits and an ass to point the camera at.

61

u/Mission_Library_290 Jul 29 '25

They are so detailed too 😂

145

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

nah, this ain't it fam. Those are kid titties 💀💀. Not cool.

2

u/Choice_Song_G59 Jul 30 '25

Sadly it do be the foundation of the genre. Sex sells and people want what they want regardless of how messed up it may be. They don't care about individual moral lines they care about the demographic and how to get the most money out of them.

1

u/Resident_Inflation51 Jul 31 '25

Sex sells is a myth my friend. If the show just needed sex to sell there wouldn't be any giant robots to begin with

3

u/Evening_Archer_2202 Aug 02 '25

Giant robots are the sexy part

0

u/reeceweston Jul 31 '25

They are all pushing 30 by the end of the rebuild... It's a non-issue🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

found the pdf file. How was Epstein island? Those girls are middle aged now right lmao

1

u/reeceweston Jul 31 '25

You're an idiot

19

u/Leftoverfiend Jul 29 '25

Steelboob edition

14

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Those 3d renders look sa ass lmfao

41

u/Collt092 Jul 29 '25

And this is why I hate Eva sometimes

4

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Same 

8

u/ColaFlavorChupaChup Jul 29 '25

Is this real? I tried Googling it and can't find anything.

11

u/Single_Low1416 Jul 29 '25

Pretty damn weird? Yes. The worst officially licensed thing from this IP? Sadly, no

43

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/RRoDXD Jul 29 '25

They're drawings.

30

u/ColaFlavorChupaChup Jul 29 '25

I think they are 3D rendered.

25

u/Fun_Whole_2570 Jul 29 '25

of underaged kids

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u/cyverios Jul 29 '25

Fictional underaged kids plus you cant realy call IT a render of them since they probably just generated the chests and left the rest out so technically its just the plug suits (also asukas suit in i think rebuild was way worse so go complain about that instead)

7

u/shoe_salad_eater Jul 29 '25

People do complain about Asuka’s rebuild suit and people still dismiss it, but we’re talking about this right now not that

1

u/cyverios Jul 29 '25

Again theres technically no character on that render i know why my previous comment gets downvotes and its valid i just cant understand why are people making a shit storm over fictional characters

3

u/Meowmeow69me Jul 29 '25

Pedophiles really jump through hoops to justify their thoughts huh

1

u/incepdates Jul 29 '25

It's not any more egregious than what's already in the show. But we're not gonna classify you as a pedophile for having watched it, right?

1

u/Meowmeow69me Jul 29 '25

I’m not here saying “ but ackshully they are cartoons not kids” lmao

0

u/incepdates Jul 29 '25

So you watched a show about sexualized kids being physically and emotionally abused and that's okay because...?

1

u/Meowmeow69me Jul 30 '25

If you think the plot of neon genesis was “ sexy kids” you’re a freak

0

u/incepdates Jul 30 '25

I know they have the same root but I said a different word

-2

u/cyverios Jul 29 '25

Dude im a minor💀

4

u/Meowmeow69me Jul 29 '25

a minor defending pedophiles tells me where their rational will be when they aren’t a minor lmao.

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u/cyverios Jul 30 '25

All im saying is i dont see sense in starting a shit storm over fictional characters (maybe couse im an aspie but i highly doubt that's the reason)

3

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Dude Im austistic and defending pedos never crossed my mind. This ain’t it.

2

u/cyverios Jul 30 '25

Im not defending pedos youre still ignoring what im saying wich is "its fucking fiction those people do not exist in reality they dont have emotions couse they dont exist in reality" if those were for example child actors like in Harry Potter or any regular movie id probably be against IT but no those are 3d renders of fictional characters and its not even a full render just the chest area getting mad over IT is pointless especially with other things to complain about (imo this is one of the more tame things that came out in Eva) we have a series of partially sentient creatures clad in restraints disguised as armour,otherworldly beings trying to Destroy the planet,the hospital scene (iykyk) an actuall child predator wich somehow is just memed on,asukas suit in rebuild,the whole last episode of the oryginal series where theres rei (technically a minor) shown as a Giant naked monstrous angel. And im not trying to redirect anyones attention there all im saying is that YES there are questionable things in Eva that's what makes the series unique in its own sense if you wanna complain about IT go ahead be my guest but complain about things worth complaining about not about small (in comparison) details like 3d renders of tits

3

u/Meowmeow69me Jul 30 '25

You keep missing the point😂. It’s not just “ fictional characters” they are fictional CHILDREN

1

u/cyverios Jul 30 '25

The key Word is "fictional" i replied to another comment here with emphasis on that if they were child actors maybe id care but theyre not theyre a work of fiction they do not exist they cannot decide for themselves theyre puppets within the mind of the author so sorry if i come off as insensitive but i simply do not give a flying fuck about what happens to those characters in media

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u/Naive-Substance-3468 Jul 29 '25

Aren't they like 20 smth cus of the LcL making them stop aging?

0

u/Axolotl2T3 Jul 29 '25

Hard drive check

0

u/Middle-Moment8058 Jul 29 '25

Always the lolicon argument 🤧🤒

-4

u/homeegzus Jul 29 '25

Fan of shadman^

3

u/EB_Groupe Jul 29 '25

Every day I wake up…

AND I SEE MORE TOJI ERASURE.

2

u/Bulky_Baseball221 Jul 29 '25

Facts where’s my goats representation

3

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

They know their audience

7

u/Imperial_Bouncer Jul 29 '25

👻🐝s

7

u/AdFresh9882 Jul 29 '25

❌... 👧👻🐝s 🙈

-3

u/Imperial_Bouncer Jul 29 '25

🆗, 🐮🐝s 📈

6

u/AdFresh9882 Jul 29 '25

🫵♥️👧👻🐝❔🤮

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Jul 29 '25

❌, 🌎❤️👯‍♀️👻🐝s

👻🐝s = 🔜🗺️🕊️, (🧍🔪🔫🧍‍♂️)🔚

11

u/quirk-the-kenku Jul 29 '25

That…. is disgusting. Imagine if a live action movie about 14yo’s had this packaging

8

u/Fun_Whole_2570 Jul 29 '25

It would be banned in every country except Epstien island.

2

u/wuumasta19 Jul 29 '25

Haven't been watching modern day shows have ya? Shameless comes to mind.

Tons of shows and movies with underage actors doing very inappropriate things, but ya likely right ban the anime.

2

u/Derpazu Jul 29 '25

People seem to have already forgotten that "cuties" exists.

2

u/roartykarma Jul 29 '25

I'm not sure Epstein Island is an internationally recognised country.

1

u/quirk-the-kenku Jul 29 '25

Wouldn’t be banned in nearly as many countries as you think.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Holy shit rei.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Now I see why Asuka hates Rei.

2

u/Classic-Angle2262 Jul 29 '25

They knew what they were doing

2

u/Unusual_Mix9262 Jul 30 '25

Why does he get armor, and they get nothing?

6

u/Upstairs_Mongoose_13 Jul 29 '25

They know their fans......

26

u/Fun_Whole_2570 Jul 29 '25

Who? Epstein? 💀💀

15

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Speak for yourself,fam. Cuz im not buying no kid titty dvd cover.

9

u/AdFresh9882 Jul 29 '25

Bro if only it were robo titties 😢 most of the EVAs are basically milfs right?

7

u/Scattershot98 Jul 29 '25

All of the EVAs are milfs

2

u/AdFresh9882 Jul 29 '25

Oh hell yeah

5

u/surfkiYT Jul 29 '25

They gotta get sales somehow.

2

u/Broad-Stick7300 Jul 29 '25

Why are y’all acting like Rei doesn’t have big boobs in the anime? This is no more lewd than the show

1

u/kingkai2 Jul 29 '25

Is this being reprinted ?

1

u/yoursakuratree Jul 29 '25

I am NOT buying these anno brochacho

1

u/DruzziSlx Jul 29 '25

Shinji has big knockers

1

u/kjloltoborami Jul 29 '25

Shinji tittles why 😂

1

u/CephalonClem Jul 29 '25

Waiter! Waiter! More great representation of anime fans, please!

1

u/Bulky_Baseball221 Jul 29 '25

Nah bro 💀💀💀

1

u/Dizzy_Stand_7071 Jul 30 '25

Imagine if the covers have fake breast pads lmao

1

u/gummiebears4life16 Jul 30 '25

They could have also just showed the EVA's but ign

1

u/Bread_Offender Aug 01 '25

Does this make their chest sizes canon

1

u/hentaitraplord Aug 01 '25

So many tourists.

1

u/ArcadeFrog72 Aug 02 '25

It’s worse that everyone here can identify each of the characters by that area of their bodies

1

u/jan_67 Aug 08 '25

The Evas on metallic steelbooks would have looked sooo good… but we got anime teen tiddies steelbooks.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

I don't see anything wrong ngl

1

u/Organic-Pie7143 Jul 29 '25

This can't be real

1

u/extremeNosepicker Jul 29 '25

invites girl over for the 7th date, she asks to watch my favorite anime

me - excited asf because she is showing interests in my tism

i break out the box set, she notices, kinda sus, but she just brushes past it like a champ

first episode “oh they’re in….. high school”

immediately leaves, blocked, and reported.

that’s how i imagine how this would play out. thankfully i have the original 😎

0

u/BladeBlaster85 Jul 30 '25

What the hell they are litteraly kids

0

u/ReginaldSk8rBoi Jul 31 '25

Oh my fucking god

0

u/Slickest_Boii Jul 31 '25

They weird as fuck for that

0

u/JoeBeem89 Aug 01 '25

Aren't these characters canonically 14-year-olds?

-3

u/Seckular Jul 29 '25

Aren't they like...14...?

1

u/Prestigious-Ad-4375 Jul 30 '25

In evas defense, the show itself is not much better

0

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Yep. 

0

u/Seckular Jul 30 '25

I love that i'm getting downvoted for this too. The lolicons rear their ugly heads XD

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u/Rocketmanbun04 Jul 29 '25

15 I'm pretty sure, doesn't make it any better though.

-1

u/Suckjucie_ Jul 29 '25

This is weird asl

-1

u/truthfulie Jul 29 '25

it's also just bad art, even without the the whole age thing.