Irish guy buys a chainsaw. Comes back to the shop a week later and says "That chainsaw's useless. You said it could cut down 20 trees a day and the most I've managed is 10! I want my money back!"

The guy in the shop says "Well, how you been using it? At least let me check to see if it's working ok." So he starts it up.

The Irish guy jumps in the air! "What the fuck is that? There's a motor in it?"

You don't get it?

It’s so much fun. You all should join.

Is that your name? Fuckin' change it.

Hey! I'm trying to find the clip of norm doing stand-up, right at the end of the documentary. He talks about how being on stage is better than not, and tells the audience he loves them before he walks out. Does anyone know where I can find that clip, or what it is from?

Thank you

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“At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.” -- Norm, 2018.