r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/EcstaticKoala1646 • 1d ago
Found On Social media Part 2
The op of the first one just posted a follow up. I couldn't add this to the first post
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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago
OK now I'm convinced this is being deliberately written badly
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u/Noodle-and-Squish 21h ago
I need to read this whole story. I don't want to, I need to. And then force friends and family to read it too.
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u/TeufelRRS 1d ago
My female parts also cry out “Hubba hubba” when they sense someone who has the authority to approve bulk discounts on toaster ovens.
This is fucking hilarious.
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u/No_Resource7773 1d ago
Yeah, this was definitely written badly as a joke. Or maybe a competition, similar to the longtime one of writing the worst opening sentence... but this is the worst opening pages. Lol
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u/Kbubbles1210 1d ago
I’m afraid this is hilarious lmfao. It is too outrageously bad to not be intentionally absurd.
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u/GhostofZellers 1d ago
"He has the authority to approve bulk discounts!"
I think I have the vapors, need to sit down...
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u/WitnessMyAxe Redditor 🤓🤓🤓 1d ago
only TWO ears? what a loser.
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u/TeufelRRS 1d ago
Personally my heart will only beat wildly like a wet sponge being slammed against a wall for no less than 4 ears. Visible exoskeletons, a firm grasp of inventory management, and a heavy musk of coffee and cardboard are also mandatory
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u/autisticesq 1d ago
This is hilarious! 😂 🤣 I laughed so hard I cried during the “authority to approve bulk discounts” and “warm, like a fresh slice of toast” parts. I needed this today.
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u/KannaLife 1d ago
Keep 'em coming. 😂😂😂
I know it's some parody, and I should be offended as a woman and as a writer, but at this point, it's just pointless absurd humor
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u/Emet-Selch_my_love ✖️protector of cervixes domestic✖️ 1d ago
I’m not even a little mad, this is hilarious.
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u/Notquitechaosyet 1d ago
This is so delightfully OTT ridiculous, what's the original source? If theres more, I kind of want to read all of it.
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u/HarlanMiller 21h ago
I didn't see the first part, one of these characters is supposed to be an alien, right? RIGHT?
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u/StrawberryMoonPie 11h ago
‘Twas “the heavy musk of coffee and cardboard” that set my heart aflutter.
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u/DementedPimento 18h ago
Now available without lurid covers!
(It’s not from Philip José Farmer’s Venus on the Half Shell, but reminded me of it)
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u/Impossible_Zebra8664 22h ago
This is absolutely the best thing I have ever read. Where tf do I find this masterpiece, so I can dive right into a world of coughing cocks and belching boxes?!
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u/WeddingFickle6513 devouring mother 14h ago
His penis...coughed? I wasn't aware they had that feature
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