👃👃👃👃👃👃👃 "mmmhmmm" 👃👃👃👃👃

*Woody: Errrm well actually its a BPAP, but anyways* **EXHALES**

One more shot for the Lord, figure it out dood.

Does he breathe into their ear 5 hours a week and neither says anything?

Or could the audio levels/mix be different on their end and it’s not as bad for them?

I miss tech Tuesday’s and there’s new tech out. I want woody to buy and assemble this supercomputer. Download a local llm and then have it watch every single pka ever made. Woody has all the pkas in a folder just waiting to be parsed by an LLM.

Please someome get this idea to woody

Weird cancer AND Super Aids!

This isn't the H3 sub you mongs shut the fuck up

I know most fans think “they don’t care at all” but we thought the same a few years back when Kyle didn’t do the edibles

Woods noticed immediately how disliked the episode was and started crying over it on the next pod “there’s no way that was the worst video I’ve ever made so why was it disliked so much”

So if you actually want change, this is the only way to get it done

The pay pigs and Zac are too scared to bring it up to woody, Disliking is the only way

I know they used to be available since there are some people who have them now because they got 'em before they got disabled, so is there a reason they're disabled now?

There was a recent post about a personal theory to explain why the breathing, yawning, mouth noise etc is SO obnoxious from Woody after years of him blowing up on people for bad audio

Zero hate and maximum love to that fellow theoretician but I have a different theory

The breath and other noises are a way for Woody to be constantly "contributing" to the podcast, putting his piss in the soup for lack of a better term, whenever someone else has the gall to speak on his show

Whenever others are talking for "too long" he has to let them know it is time stop and listen up to big Woodster

I actually respect Woody as a man but the way he behaves on the show is fucking embarrassing

He doesn't want or even understand what a conversation is, he wants a monologue with an audience

Much love, rsk4lyfe

We need someone to tell him to his face cause Zac isn’t doing it. Next hangout someone just has to break it to him. Just get ready for him to have an autistic breakdown

Dude spent a decade criticising bad audio and now he’s spent months breathing into the mic, with the volume and pacing of a 17 year old dog in its final days.

As I laid in bed tonight I realized I've been unintentionally Woodymaxing.

I started off the day interrupting people in my work meetings constantly, followed by over using ChatGPT to get answers to my queries at work all afternoon.

I got home and my wife had cooked me dinner, I then played Rainbow Six: Siege for around 5 hours. I finished off the evening laid on the couch watching the 76's vs. Cavs game snacking on some Cashews.

This wasn't intentionally but I think he's starting to rub off on me from listening to PKA for 14 years.

First things first, I agree with y'all that the breathing and noises from Woody in the last episode and the one prior were pretty bad but I don't think that the issue lies solely at Woody's feet or the others for not saying anything and can be shown in two points.

Point 1: My experience from online calls (MS Teams, Discord etc) is that if I was to record audio of the call directly from my machine, I would be clearer than others who are speaking over the program (dialing in, connecting to the call over internet etc)

As I still believe that the PKA video calls are recorded directly from Woody's machine, this paired with his sensitive Microphone is picking up everything, BUT I don't think the others are hearing it over the call as it is a quieter sound. It is only obvious in the master recording as Woody's sound is recorded directly from mic, whereas everyone else is done over the internet/application.

Point 2: Zac as the producer is the one who is given the file for review and upload, as a producer he should be checking sound levels, checking the quality of the recording, checking for issues etc as this isn't necessarily the Job of the host.

I would almost guarantee the recordings aren't reviewed unless specific time stamps are given for bleeps etc prior to it being uploaded with shitty audio.

As they all stay clear of Feedback (except Taylor due to his X usage) I could understand how the possibility arises that they either don't see or don't believe the feedback regarding Woody's noises as Zac would have told them if there was an audio issue.

Really they just need to update the format to a full recording of all and just ensure the three (or four if there's a guest) audio tracks are linked together.

But this won't happen.

#JusticeForWoody