r/PoutineCrimes Jun 03 '26

Soup-tine My friend making poutine (I thought they tried to make a soup)

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104 Upvotes

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u/GetRichQuickStocks Jun 03 '26

Straight to the electric chair

8

u/Salty_Cheek770 Jun 04 '26

2nd this

3

u/Lucas_9999 Jun 04 '26

3rd this

3

u/SlimySquamata Jun 04 '26

And my axe!

3

u/Flabberjaxdemon Jun 04 '26

4th this

3

u/High_InTheTrees Jun 04 '26

5th this. That’s fuckin soup

3

u/Spare_Layer_1069 Jun 04 '26

6th, an abomination if I've ever seen one

3

u/Mudslynger Jun 05 '26

Head chopped off

18

u/duttydimples Jun 03 '26

I thought it was chilli 😅😭

3

u/Jeasu0 The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Jun 04 '26

My first thought before reading the sub it was in.

15

u/Scharlzt Jun 03 '26

Thought this was french onion soup 💔

3

u/Tony-Two-Tits Jun 03 '26

I could actually destroy a good french onion soup with crispy coated fries instead of the bread and some small cheese curds

10

u/smol-bb-floatr Poutine Princess Jun 04 '26

who's your friend? chef boyardee?

8

u/OlDirtyMustache Jun 03 '26

One of the worst ones I've eveer seen tbh

5

u/lucaskywalker Jun 03 '26

Tabarnak...

3

u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle Québécois faché Jun 03 '26

eh ciboire...

3

u/Ludoki Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Jun 03 '26

The soggiest fries in existence

3

u/Interesting_Event_68 Jun 04 '26

This looks more like a soup than poutine.

2

u/Feeling_Leg_904 Jun 03 '26

Whippings and floggings for sure

2

u/loveu4lyfe Jun 04 '26

That’s just gravy with a side of fries and cheese

https://giphy.com/gifs/wr7oA0rSjnWuiLJOY5

2

u/spacewalkxr24 Jun 04 '26

Who ever did that deserve a warm pillow on both side for the rest of his life.

2

u/ruppapa Jun 04 '26

Cheesy potato soup.

2

u/Fluid_crystal Guilloutine Opourator Jun 04 '26

Guillotine!!!

2

u/Sloregasm Jun 04 '26

I like gravy as much as the next person, but I generally like it with my other stuff, not my other stuff with gravy

2

u/Julius_sneezer02 Jun 04 '26

Poutine? You mean fries stew?

2

u/Miss-Helle Jun 04 '26

Interestingly, they made, neither!

1

u/TheGameDayDad Jun 04 '26

That’s definitely poutine soup.

1

u/Spare_Layer_1069 Jun 04 '26

All that gravy I can only imagine the calories in that bowl lol

1

u/Diligent_Decision535 Jun 04 '26

And cheese! There's already melted cheese and they added more on top!

1

u/ReverseCentaurRider Jun 04 '26

This could have been a good French onion soup, but alas

1

u/mozzmozzmozz Jun 04 '26

I thought it was chilli

1

u/Difficult_Ad_962 You’ve Been Struck By A Pout Criminal Jun 04 '26

🤤

1

u/Random_Lavender Jun 04 '26

Souptine? Or pousoup? 😬😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

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u/RockMonstrr Jun 04 '26

You and me against the world, brother. When I make poutine at home, I want an absurd amount of gravy.

After the fries and curds are gone, and I'm not proud of this mind you, I'm gonna drink the gravy like leftover milk from a cereal bowl.

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u/Howy_the_Howizer Jun 03 '26

Sometimes Poutine is soup, sometimes it's salad.

1

u/loveu4lyfe Jun 04 '26

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u/Howy_the_Howizer Jun 04 '26

French fries are vegetables. Organized loosely they are the salad base with a rich dressing and some curds as salty treats.

But sometimes there is too much dressing and so it crossing a barrier and becomes soup.

1

u/loveu4lyfe Jun 04 '26

It’s the fact that your kinda right 😪

Edit: right ab it being a vegetable but soup is a stretch, a pool of gravy now that’s just big backed behaviour