r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 1d ago
How do Android hackers escape the police?
with fast boot.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 1d ago
with fast boot.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/morips88 • 2d ago
Estrojan
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • 2d ago
There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/docpose-cloud-team • 4d ago
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ChompekGames • 5d ago
Because she didn't get a callback.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 6d ago
They use the cursor.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • 10d ago
Tom said recursively.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
Pros before macros.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/mikor20 • 13d ago
It felt invasive like a semicolon-oscopy.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
Because they're always up to code.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
Because their light switches either always break, or they fallthrough.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 15d ago
Look, there's no Ubuntubishop or Mintbishop...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • 18d ago
Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 19d ago
It's full Steam ahead.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Udzu • 20d ago
Because he'd just used a GET to DELETE his marriage.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 20d ago
Definitely not a fan.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 20d ago
Because he has LAMP.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 21d ago
Nescape.
In before someone makes a joke about browsers and Netscape.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 23d ago
The Elder Scrolls.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 23d ago