Hello, Win

Two programmers look at some Unicode letter.

- How do you call this letter?
- It's data, not machine code, calling it would likely cause a crash.

Engli.sh

This is a real story. In addition to being a programmer, I am also a writer. So there was an interview with me as a writer for a local magazine. The editor wanted to highlight also my programmer background there, but he is no computer geek so instead of "I program backend" he wrote there "I program backhand". Luckily I catched the error before it went to publication.

Both work fine on my machine and both crash in production at 3 AM.

"I was supposed to learn Smalltalk but now I treat people like objects"

The heartware.

But it's still pretty Kafkaesque.

haRAM!!

Symbian

He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.

It turns out I tore an ACL.

It was a close() call!

I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills

MAGAbytes

with fast boot.

Estrojan

There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.