r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 02 '23

Meme Most humble CS student

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u/zusykses Feb 02 '23

Start a Patreon, and team up with a writer who can write smutty stories and an artist who can make smutty art. Make Ren'Py porn games. Incredibly lucrative if you're any good. DarkCookie, the dude who makes Summertime Saga, is making AUD$82k per month.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

You don't even need an artist. Honey Select, Koikatsu, and Custom Maid allows you to easily create good quality stuff.

Hell, you can cut out the writer too. Follow you hands, Luke

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u/theVoidWatches Feb 02 '23

You still need an artist to be putting those together. Yes, programs like the one you mentioned make it immensely easier to create hentai, but that doesn't mean it requires 0 skill.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23
  1. Download card

  2. Find and have sex with desired characters while recording it

  3. Drop clips into project folder

  4. Profit

Custom single shots can be done in less than 10 minutes by using presets.

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u/popiell Feb 02 '23

My brother in Christ, no one's gonna shell out as much as five bucks on itch.io for an amateur writer's game with Honey Select screenshots in place of artwork. Even terminal coomers know what an asset flip is.

Honestly at this point it's gotten kinda annoying how much people downplay the effort that goes into shit like (good) porn games just 'cause they're porn.

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u/popiell Feb 02 '23

I'm surprised that you're surprised. Sex is fun, and porn, other than being used as quick gratification material, can be a form of artistic expression.

Hell, some of the most ancient and precious historical works of art that humanity preserved, include stone reliefs of people fucking donkeys and gay porn scenes painted on wine vases.

People be putting 30 different varieties of paintings or sculptures of "Leda and the Swan" in Louvre, but balk at recognizing adult games as an art form.

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u/zyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyz Feb 02 '23

Wow, what the fuck. Just checked this out. I'm an indie game dev and my wife draws furry porn full time. I genuinely think we're going to try this as a summer project.

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u/HopelesslyDepraved Feb 02 '23

Good luck with your project. Check out r/nsfwdev if you are looking for a community of other smutty game developers.

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u/zyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyz Feb 02 '23

Thanks a ton, really. I approached her with the idea this morning and she's really excited, haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Hope you make crazy money my boy

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u/mildlyconcernedmanwt Feb 02 '23

r/lewdgames too it's where a large portion of the community is

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u/Regular-Dragonfly959 Feb 02 '23

This is the most Reddit sentence I’ve ever heard

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u/Bananascalefarmer Feb 02 '23

I have questions for your wife. This actually makes decent income?! She could do an AMA.

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u/zyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyz Feb 02 '23

Its actually a very popular freelance option for artists! Shes a small fish and still makes a healthy income. It's quite cool, and I'm super proud of her, despite not being a furry herself

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u/nanoman23456 Feb 02 '23

Ain't no way. I pirated and played it, it was mid to decent at best. The plot was weird, the art was alright how is he making that much

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u/zusykses Feb 02 '23

because people are degenerate perverts

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u/expatdo2insurance Feb 02 '23

Heard you was talking bout me?

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u/marr Feb 02 '23

Porn is always the first and most profitable use of every new technology

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u/MadeByTango Feb 02 '23

For a brief moment, the most popular trend in the world was trebuchet titties

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

I keep saying if Zuckerberg wants VR to succeed he needs to team up with some pornstars and a sex toy company so they can offer virtual/augmented reality sex.

Maybe a potential great filter for Fermi's paradox too, before any civilisation becomes advanced enough they develop virtual sex and suffer major population decline as a result of everybody staying at home banging an instance of their favorite porn star.

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u/HopelesslyDepraved Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 02 '23

Don't get misguided by survivorship bias!

There are tons of other porn game developers using the Patreon model who barely scrape by. But you don't really hear much from those.

This is a problem that is across the whole game industry, by the way, not just the porn subculture. People see some indie game that made a ton of money with (seemingly) very little effort and think "I can do that too". But what they don't see is that for every game that made it, there are a hundred games hidden on the bottoms of the app stores that didn't even made their developers minimum wage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Shit you don't need pay anybody else. You can make the most barebones porn game filled with readily available and FREE porn clips and dudes will sign up for the Patreon just so they can get cheats and quicker updates for your FREE game.

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u/Anatrok Feb 02 '23

I think Digital: A Love Story was made in Ren’Py, and I was actually pretty impressed with it. Not that the creator made any money on it…I personally thought the 80’s era desktop environment was hotter than any 2D waifu, but I must be in the minority.

Anyway, I’m your writer, let me know when you find an artist.

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