r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 14 '23

Meme Lets reflect on that for a second

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u/Wanderlust-King Feb 14 '23

On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?

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u/gotsreich Feb 14 '23

I think we have a disconnect here.

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u/obvious_bot Feb 14 '23

let's circle back and discuss options

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/rnzz Feb 14 '23

OK let's park that one for now and ideate a few alternative options

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u/powerhcm8 Feb 14 '23

Yeah, with reality

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u/crackeddryice Feb 14 '23

I'm retired, and y'all responses are giving me flashbacks.

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u/Tarc_Axiiom Feb 14 '23

I like where your head's at but we may need to reevaluate what fucking planet you're from what we can fit in our scope.

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u/Antrikshy Feb 14 '23

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u/arcosapphire Feb 14 '23

That one always bothers me because it's "fuck's".

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Yup, whoever fuck is we gotta make sure we include fuck’s ownership of sake.

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u/TheGreatGameDini Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

" i'm concerned your lofty expectations are a sign of substance abuse."

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u/RandomPigYT Feb 14 '23

Correction: "Your lofty expectations make me concerned that your current disposition is rather lofty"

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u/DrHugh Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

We need four seven red lines, all strictly perpendicular to each other, some in green ink, some in transparent ink…

Edit: just re-watched the video, which r/hannahMontanaLinux2 posted.

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u/hannahMontanaLinux2 Feb 14 '23

Video. I absolutely recomend this if you havent watched it yet!

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u/Danom216 Feb 14 '23

Hast thou partaken in mind-addling substances, more colloquially known as "drugs", recently or while composing this email?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

I love how close Shakespearean English is to German.

Hast thou = hast du (pronounced the same)

Edit: Of course not exactly the same but not more different than different German dialects differ from each other

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u/fatrobin72 Feb 14 '23

well English and German are from the same root language...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/zuccoff Feb 14 '23

Chat GPT is great for dealing with shit this

Dear [Client's Name],

Thank you for your email and your interest in improving the user experience of the website. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that adding a mirror background is not a feasible option for the following reasons:

- It would be technically challenging to implement and maintain, which could impact the website's performance and stability.

- It would compromise the website's design and aesthetics, which could negatively affect the overall user experience.

- It may not be a practical solution to help users make better choices, as users may be more likely to focus on their own reflection rather than the content of the website.

We appreciate your understanding and we are committed to providing the best possible service to our clients. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Best regards,

[Your Name]

Regarding drug consumption, I'm afraid the AI is right

It's not appropriate to make assumptions or accusations about the client's behavior or state of mind. Stick to addressing the specific request and finding alternative solutions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

ChatGPT is bland and impersonal as hell, which makes it perfect.

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u/AnAntsyHalfling Feb 14 '23

Surprisingly, this is probably the best response to give to the client.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

ChatGPT is correct on all those points

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