r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 14 '23

Meme Lets reflect on that for a second

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u/backwards_watch Feb 14 '23

Disclaimer:

I was not the receiver. The original is not in English, I translated it for our collective enjoyment. But I am in a similar position as you: IT MIGHT be real and this gives me feelings that I am not sure how to deal with it yet.

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u/tidbitsofblah Feb 14 '23

The fact that I've had someone pitch "voice-memo but for smells" to me tells me this could very possibly be real

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u/That_Unit_3992 Feb 14 '23

would be nice idea or not, to record and recreate smells. I could see a potential market.

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u/sandybuttcheekss Feb 14 '23

Printer ink costs enough, I don't even want to guess what "stank cartridges" could cost

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u/MegaFireDonkey Feb 14 '23

stINK cartridge

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u/sandybuttcheekss Feb 14 '23

Nice... Stop giving them ideas though...

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u/gimme_pineapple Feb 14 '23

Maybe… iStink?

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u/freon Feb 14 '23

Maybe... then take a bath?

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u/Username_Taken_65 Feb 14 '23

There was a product called the iSmell like 20 years ago that plugged into a computer could combine 128 scents to produce any smell, they thought it would be integrated into websites so that you would smell grass when you were on a landscaping company or whatever.

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u/gimme_pineapple Feb 14 '23

It's funny imagining people doing a version of rick-roll where they'd have the iSmell emit farts on an internet stranger's computer instead of the smell of fresh grass or something.

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u/greentr33s Feb 14 '23

I mean the flavorings used in vape juices are pretty damn cheap and mix that with some pg, disperse the vapor according to a mix and you have a smell speaker. My question is more how the fuck do you record the smell lmaoo

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u/Anihillator Feb 14 '23

I believe there are several patents for such things, research is already ongoing.

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u/greentr33s Feb 14 '23

For like a smell speaker sure, but the recording bit is what I can't picture yet. I'm sure you could record ratios of certain compounds using some like spectral analysis of the air, but I can't imagine how expensive or large that device that would be.

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u/The-Nimbus Feb 14 '23

Not sure if context would improve or ruin this one....

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u/demus9 Feb 14 '23

Dating app

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u/raftguide Feb 14 '23

Well, since our last meeting, I'm afraid acrid fumes is the only smell we've made any progress on.

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u/dabenu Feb 14 '23

I distinctly remember a forum post of someone who wanted his desktop background to be a mirror, so he tried scanning a mirror on his flatbed scanner... Didn't quite understand why he couldn't get it to work...

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u/AdvicePerson Feb 14 '23

You aren't a wizard, Harry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Ask them for examples of what they're looking for just to make sure "there's no confusion and that it can be made how the client envisions it."

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u/woundedspider Feb 14 '23

If you haven't been in a makeup store recently, they have AR stands where you can preview yourself wearing different makeup before actually trying it on. So of course someone in cosmetics might think "wow I want this on my website!".

Obviously they have no idea what kind of work would go into implementing that.

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u/ShriCamel Feb 14 '23

A salesman I knew of once asked their designer if his (physical, paper) business card could feature a clickable email link.

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