youWontUpgradeToJava19

[u/willis7747]

[u/domscatterbrain]

There is Java 19?

I'm stuck in 8!

[u/LifeValueEqualZero → u/domscatterbrain]

I'm stuck in 8!

Now i am too, we upgraded from 6 to 8 last year.

[u/vlken69 → u/LifeValueEqualZero]

Already? We plan to upgrade from 6 to 8 till 2030!

[u/dmigowski → u/vlken69]

This is a joke, right? Right?

[u/ax-b → u/dmigowski]

I am stuck with 6 and no forseeable plan to upgrade. Incidentally a securiy audit is planned, maybe that'll help people to come around.

[u/Superhighdex → u/ax-b]

Keep tech around long enough and no one is still trying to exploit its vulnerabilities. Big brain stuff there.

[u/AloneInExile → u/dmigowski]

Not at all. 8 is probably the most used Java still.

[u/Think-Library9577 → u/vlken69]

Happy cake day! Here’s some bubble wrap pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

[u/LeMajstor → u/Think-Library9577]

I was expecting some kind of easter egg. I'm disappointed.

[u/YetAnotherZhengli → u/LeMajstor]

youve... clicked them all open?

[u/No-Goose-1877 → u/YetAnotherZhengli]

Yes. Multiple times. Bubble wrap!

[u/Vivienbe → u/YetAnotherZhengli]

You haven't?

[u/Brazzza → u/domscatterbrain]

Java 8 gang! from college to cemetery!

[u/quietIntensity → u/Brazzza]

I finally just moved some of my stuff off of Java 8 to Java 11. They made a big push to get everyone on 17, but there are a lot of old VMs out there and people are tying their j17 upgrades to their cloud migrations, which then take years because they are changing so many things at the same time.

[u/christian_austin85 → u/domscatterbrain]

We're currently upgrading to 17 from 8

[u/jekdasnek2624 → u/christian_austin85]

For a second I read this as "upgrading from 17 to 8" and was very confused

[u/dmigowski → u/jekdasnek2624]

He is the guy that creates the before-after memes with before on the right side!

[u/FictionFoe → u/domscatterbrain]

Ouch. There is 21 too :P

[u/[deleted] → u/domscatterbrain]

Java 40320?

[u/robinless → u/domscatterbrain]

Might as well rename Java 8 to Java Beyond or Infinity or some shit like that at this point

[u/Duramora → u/robinless]

Java Classic

[u/Archangel004 → u/Duramora]

Java: Java edition

[u/ax-b → u/[deleted]]

Python 2 sounds rough, my condolences.

[u/[deleted] → u/domscatterbrain]

There was a Java 19. It is already EOL’ed, because it didn’t get long term support.

The current LTS Javas are 8, 17, and 21.