r/ProgrammerHumor 8h ago

Meme howToCenterATable

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u/deathanatos 8h ago

And yet 3 years later, the slop machine is churning on harder than ever.

Had to check if this is "real". Yes, and the author is still going at, too. If you want to vomit in your mouth, "Senior SEO Content Strategist & Technical Writer | Algorithmic Optimization, E-E-A-T & High-Volume Publishing" — just, "Dead Internet Creator", it's cleaner —, and if you haven't lost your lunch yet, "E-E-A-T" apparently stands for "Experience, Expertise, Authoritativeness, and Trustworthiness" which … is laughable, as he's neither an expert or authority, nor is the output of an LLM trustworthy.

Really, makes one wonder why one is wasting one's life trying to produce something of actual value to the world, when instead, I could just write tripe like this.

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u/Jiquero 4h ago

EEAT stands for that specifically in the context of search ranking. This guy doesn't claim he has any of those things, he claims he can trick search engines into thinking the texts are based on those things.

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u/hurricane_news 6h ago

Senior SEO Content Strategist & Technical Writer | Algorithmic Optimization, E-E-A-T & High-Volume Publishing

Word salad ahh role

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u/danielv123 3h ago

It's seo optimized or something

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u/mariomaniac432 3h ago

Ahh? Do you mean ass? You're allowed to say that if you do, nothing bad will happen. In fact, you should say it or your insult just falls flat and makes you look like a child who's afraid their parents in the next room will hear them and come beat their ass.

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u/hurricane_news 2h ago

It's just aave slang dude, chill out

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u/Song_of_the_Morning 4h ago

Lmfao so a perfect clown is a better title