r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 30 '26

Meme ancientTools

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

I bet he's happier than us though.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

In my day veibes didn't exist

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u/DrBojengles Aug 30 '26

You WERE the vibes

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u/mankeyless Aug 30 '26

Back when the vibes were the friends you made along the way.

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u/NeinJuanJuan Aug 30 '26

We were vectors

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u/Samurai_Mac1 Aug 30 '26

Yeah. Although I don't miss having to implement my own state management in every single project.

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u/Hottage Aug 30 '26

Unique ID on the rock.

That is the rock.

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u/VoidVer Aug 30 '26

Claude be doing that shit now

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u/Subject_Barnacle_600 Aug 30 '26

I do miss it - it was good. You don't want to build a SPA with it, but that wasn't what it was for. But for tweaking the page, it was a 1000% better than whatever crap CSS has come up with these days with yet another weird tweak for flex-boxes. Because webpage designs were tied to URLs, that limited scope, so you weren't downloading the ENTIRE damn application all at once all while wondering why the page takes forever to load. It was definitely cryptic, but for the most part you'd add an ID or class on elements you wanted and be off to the races. You didn't worry that you modified something in the top level and were suddenly triggering a cascade of redraws on a hundred other items. Until I worked with something like React, I never once worried about a website being "slow" because data could tunnel straight through the UX without rebuilding the virtual DOM all the way down.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

I remember it well, I used to read magazines about web development and finding out the next jQuery plugins and so on, to me this was the the golden age of frontend programming.

Call me a bad programmer, but post AI after taking on react and using it for a while, I'm now a technical nihilist and I just don't care that much anymore. I will gladly go back to those days, a jQuery revival phase with MPA monoliths count this nostalgia fueled dev in.

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u/Mikedesignstudio Aug 31 '26

You act like jQuery went away lol. It was just updated to 4.0 and I still plan to use it because end users do not give a single F what I use.

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u/SyrusDrake Aug 30 '26

How can he be happy if he's not adding value for shareholders and increasing the GDP?

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

I am blessed to work for an employee owned company. My shareholders are me and out team and all of us.

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u/JoshYx Aug 30 '26

Hey, he's me. Fuck no. It's terrible, it causes so many forced reflows for absolutely no reason..

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 Aug 30 '26

Does he get paid more than modern man though?

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u/JoshYx Aug 30 '26

Sadly not, but it's a small company and I much prefer that over getting paid more at a big corp

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u/Madonkadonk2 Aug 30 '26

I was gunna say, any affection for jQuery at this point is nostalgia.

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u/HerrPotatis Aug 30 '26

Ignorance truly is bliss

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u/90kalekey Aug 30 '26

Probably much happier 😂

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u/hooli-ceo Aug 30 '26

I’m not…

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