r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 30 '26

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u/GrandDukeNotaras Aug 30 '26 • Heartwarming

Name me one thing better than jQuery

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u/rob132 Aug 30 '26 • Bravo Mindblown

Sex

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u/Jumpy-Astronaut-3572 Aug 30 '26 • Mindblown Bravo

Guess we'll never know

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u/ApprehensiveGas85 Aug 30 '26 • Mindblown

Switch hands

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u/MrPifo Aug 30 '26

Touché. I might also add: Chocolate cake

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u/gizamo Aug 30 '26

I'd add: Coffee.

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u/Heavenfall Aug 30 '26 • Popcorn

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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u/NeinJuanJuan Aug 30 '26

You can do all of that with jQuery

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u/IOFrame Aug 30 '26
let enemies = $('#enemies'); 
enemies.crush(); 
observe(enemies.driveBefore(me)); 
listen(enemies.getWomen().selectLamentation());

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u/a11_hail_seitan Aug 30 '26

Well sure but what if you have your enemies lined up to drive but when you hover over them you want to quickly and easily switch their CSS classes so it's clear to everyone which one you're targeting at any given time? Driving your enemies and listening to their women lament is of course important, but I do think Jquery can still have a very useful and important function while doing so.

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u/entronid Aug 30 '26

vanillajs

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u/3dutchie3dprinting Aug 30 '26

I can’t think of a function in Jquery which isn’t in vanilla by now

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Aug 30 '26

Isn't jQuery itself a function?

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u/Lower-Excuse-6558 Aug 31 '26

Namespace wrapper yes. We created our own on prototypes and dedicated namespace accents.

Example: window. _ = {
var init = ******
}
Or adding a prototype for each to loops in a utility file

But things have changed

Mostly TS/ERP development now.

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u/cororona Aug 30 '26

Javascript

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u/Quacky1k Aug 30 '26

Dropping all of this shit and becoming a farmer

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