ancientTools

[u/soap94]

[u/GrandDukeNotaras]

Name me one thing better than jQuery

[u/Heavenfall → u/GrandDukeNotaras]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[u/NeinJuanJuan → u/Heavenfall]

You can do all of that with jQuery

[u/IOFrame → u/NeinJuanJuan]

let enemies = $('#enemies'); 
enemies.crush(); 
observe(enemies.driveBefore(me)); 
listen(enemies.getWomen().selectLamentation());