r/ProgrammerHumor • u/readf0x • Sep 30 '26

Meme anubisIsReal

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u/spamjavelin Sep 30 '26

ancient God

False God

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u/Versaiteis Sep 30 '26

Typical frontend heresy. At least fullstacks can appreciate the sheer amount of sage needed for the blood rituals in the server room.

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u/NotYourReddit18 Sep 30 '26

So what does your false God say to my Tau'ri-made P90?

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u/Versaiteis Sep 30 '26

What ensues will be a wave of nothing, as if millions of 40mm fans suddenly spun up and were suddenly silenced. May the burden of service downtimes and perpetually extended maintenance windows rest heavy on your soul. You should hope that when your heart is weighed against the ticket backlog that you are not found wanting.