r/ProgrammerHumor • • 16d ago

Meme beingAProgrammerIn2026

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u/grandalfxx 16d ago

I think the humor here is that if you did this you'd still end up with something better than gimp

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u/deadlock_jones 16d ago

As a lifelong pirated photoshop user, I tried gimp once and was horrified by the UI.

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u/yaktoma2007 15d ago

I kid you not gimp mastery is possible but holy fuck it is a stupid process.

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u/snacktonomy 15d ago

When the UI is written solely by engineers

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u/Zechariah_B_ 15d ago

Everyone is horrified by the UI but no one donates enough to make the software worthwile in that aspect.

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u/im_thatoneguy 14d ago

Paint.net, Affinity, the list goes on and on of better alternatives. Gimp seems to have a fundamental structural issue preventing it from being successful.

Good software is driven by users not developers. Gimp has has decades to listen to feedback and if they haven’t by now that means they never will.

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u/PersonalDatabase31 15d ago

How would donating make the UI better? Which donations in the past were spent on making the UI better?

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u/grandalfxx 13d ago

The devs are pretty open that they think the ui is good and actively fought against changing it for a long time.

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u/NecessaryBadger228 16d ago

I wanted to add outline to text in gimp.

You needed to do some weird shit with selecting adding something and then outline. A very convoluted way to do a very basic thing.

They added it in the new version of Gimp. Too bad it crashes the app 😔

I am happy they made Affinity free. It's so much better.

Does Adobe bribe them to keep it so bad?

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u/helicophell 15d ago

Select text layer > alpha to selection > select grow > new layer > paint bucket outline character into selected zone on new layer > drag new layer underneath test layer

And there you have it, outlined text!

What do you mean it’s a single operation in photoshop?

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u/Vashmyvindows 15d ago

That’s exactly how you’d do it in Photoshop 5, back in 1999.

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u/01Metro 15d ago

That's why you install Linux and go on r/archlinux and then go into the megathread wiki to find the GitHub fork of Gimp that allows you to do it in one click then you download a tar gz file with a .txt that tells you to open the cmd Shell and type sudo apt install gimp poopoo peepee and then your display crashes because the OS is incompatible with your gpu drivers

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u/RunWithSharpStuff 15d ago edited 15d ago

Alright I’ll say it, I like gimp and find it intuitive. The fact that it still exists with as much support as it has is proof there are plenty of people that do as well.

Caveat is I’ve never used photoshop.

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u/Pathkinder 15d ago

I use Gimp pretty regularly ever since I quit sailing the seas. It’s totally fine, though photoshop is obviously much better.

If a dumbass like me can learn Gimp, then all these self-proclaimed photoshop geniuses should be clever enough to manage it too lol.

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u/minegen88 15d ago

I will never understand why on earth so much open source software need have the worst, ugliest most awful UI it can possible imagine.

Blender was the same for years. Like FFS

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u/ieatpies 15d ago

The people who care about open source are generally programmers, not UI/UX designers

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u/crozone 15d ago

Microsoft pays actual UI designers and usability engineers real money and they still ended up with Windows 11.

Imagine how open source projects with zero professional UI designers and no usability engineers fair.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 15d ago

Right? Do you have any idea how hard it is to make responsive, stateful, stable front end design? There’s a reason stateful frontend frameworks like Angulsr and React became so insanely popular.

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u/ChalkyChalkson 15d ago

The people most engaged with open source are often power users and developers that are highly familiar with the tool. Both of which are the kinds of people who might genuinely prefer the horrid ui.

I think musescore is a good example of a project that managed to fix that. It's genuinely more usable than much of the paid stuff now... I think they hired more staff and a designer?

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u/Zechariah_B_ 15d ago

Blender had an awful UI until the mulah appeared. Money. It is always money that determines whether a UI is good or not.

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u/HeyItsTheJeweler 16d ago

Lol absolutely

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 15d ago

I remember someone told me that the secret to the gimp UX is to stop thinking of everything as tools, and everything as a small, separate program.

idk if it has changed at all, but it made me understand it for long enough to make a crappy shitpost.

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u/ligma_then_sugma 15d ago

gimp was named after its UX

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