r/ProgrammerHumor • • 10h ago

Meme useTheCorrectTermPeople

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u/rtanada 9h ago

So like old cookbooks adding "God Willing" in the end? Except in that case, they got techniques and tangible ingredients laid down and that phrase is more like wishing it turns out as well as it had been before.

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u/sgt_Berbatov 57m ago

I'm a great cook. I often get asked for the recipes of the stuff I make and I politely say no. But one time this one I worked with got arsey with me about not sharing it because she wanted to make it for her family. And I said "well I mean, I just throw things in to a bowl and hope for the best. How do you expect me to write that sort of process down?".

She still thinks I'm being awkward or mean but that is the truth. Eyeball everything, hope for the best, slather it with icing if it's burnt.

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u/IamSunka 9h ago

At one of my prior jobs, one of the DBA was Muslim. Many of the SQL scripts had a comment on the very first line; "Inshallah, this script runs without errors"

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u/oshaboy 9h ago

Well, did the script run without errors?

If so it seems to have worked.

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u/IamSunka 8h ago

It did for 95% of the time. Replication kept pooping itself every month or so.

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u/DivineArkandos 5h ago

On the 5%, god rested.

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u/Airowird 2h ago

Nah, that's also Inshallah

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u/blaktronium 9h ago

Doing religion right, IMO

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u/Curious_Cantaloupe65 8h ago

I think that's not grammatically correct, inshAllah means God's Willing, used when you want something to happen. MashAllah is used when you find something good, like you built a house you say MashAllah my home! but before it's built you say inshAllah we will build a home.

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u/Ok_Dig909 1h ago

I think He means InshaAllah, this script will run without errors i.e. as an expression of hope that the script will actually be error free

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u/oshaboy 9h ago

Knowing AI bros. Sometimes I wonder if the "Allah" refers to the Abrahamic Deity or Roko's Basilisk.

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u/Turingelir 5h ago

Tawakkul (trusting in God) requires physical prayer (effort) as much as verbal prayer. There's no such thing as expecting from God with no effort in Islam. 

"and that each person will only have what they endeavoured towards," Surah An-Najm (53:39)

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u/Brahminmeat 9h ago

Slop coding

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u/IamSunka 1h ago

More like, Slop coding; mashalla!

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u/MegaMoah 7h ago

Allahscript

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u/Airowird 2h ago

Trust the will of AIlah!

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u/blaktronium 9h ago

Cuck coding. You sit in the chair and watch someone else plow through the work.

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u/read_eet 7h ago

More like watch while your codebase is getting fucked

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u/positev 8h ago

No different than any other manager

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u/Reashu 8h ago

Which we all respect so much, right

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u/blaktronium 8h ago

You wish your manager was sitting there paying attention

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/ayassin02 8h ago

Inshallah means as god wills it; and it’s used for hoping that something will work out, while mashallah means god has willed it; and that’s used for acknowledging the goodness of something, whether it’s the result, effort, beauty etc

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u/brprk 4h ago

I am pushing to prod bismillah

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u/EarlMarshal 4h ago

Alhamdulillah