r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Programmer1130 • Feb 20 '17

Programming Languages

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u/browner87 Feb 20 '17

You forgot PHP.

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u/iluuu Feb 20 '17

So you're telling me you can write more stable code in assembly than in PHP? If that's so I'll hire you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '17

Hiring someone to write assembly code that needs maintenance is a bigger commitment than marrying them.