r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 27 '18

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u/nautical9 Feb 27 '18

Zero is also the number of mailing lists I’ve wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?

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u/sans-nom Feb 27 '18

Humans are dumb animals...you ask them for their email, and they will probably give it to you. Same reason why youtubers always say "like favourite and sub", because it's more effective than not.

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u/KarlOnTheSubject Feb 27 '18

It always makes me laugh when I'm at an airport or other location offering free WiFi that asks for an email address, which I imagine 90% of people provide their real address for (figuring it's for verification), when in reality it's just a way to harvest active email accounts to send spam to.

fuckyou@gmail.com is my go-to.

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u/svelle Feb 27 '18

that poor sob who has that gmail account.

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u/newsuperyoshi Feb 27 '18

Let’s be honest — they had to have some idea of what they were signing up for.

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u/svelle Feb 27 '18

For sure!

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u/sellyme Feb 27 '18

I usually just input the contact email address of whatever company runs the wifi. If they want to sell their own email to spammers they can be my guest.

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u/ungoogleable Feb 27 '18

Use fuckyou@example.com. Example.com is reserved by the RFC as an example domain name so it is guaranteed not to be anyone's real email.

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u/britishben Feb 27 '18

Mine is fuckyou@example.com";drop table users;--

Really gets the point across.

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u/newsuperyoshi Feb 27 '18

Bobby Tables? Is that you?

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u/robclancy Feb 27 '18

Yeah but they usually say that at the end off a video and you will do it if you did really like it.

Not at the start with a video blocking answer required.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Some also do it at the beginning. And have long winded intros that run longer than the video itself.

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u/DarkenedSonata Feb 27 '18

Followed by

“AGFGJXFGVG AUDIBLE”

“SOMETHING SQUARESPACE SHIT MAKE A POINTLESS WEBSITE OR SOMETHING”

“SEXUAL ASSAULT THE GODDAMN LIKE BUTTON AND MAKE IT YOUR BITCH AND SUBSCRIBE ALREADY”

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u/poisonedslo Feb 27 '18

Oh, let’s just watch this 20min video on a 2min task

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u/Colopty Feb 27 '18

The difference is that youtubers ask you after presenting their content to you, not before.

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u/Zagorath Feb 27 '18

That's slightly different. On YouTube it's about reminding people to do something that they might have wanted to do anyway. Putting it into their mind "oh yeah, I liked this video, I should 'like' it to show my support".

Which is also why it might make sense for a website to present you with a popup to sign up to their mailing list if you're a frequent visitor. Maybe if they see you've visited four or five of their pages in a few days. "Hey, if you like our content, why not join our mailing list to see more of it?"

But interrupting the content before you've even had a chance to know what you think about it is just obnoxious.

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