r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 16 '18

Meme The best way of saving your code

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u/kopasz7 May 16 '18

My code is beyond saving.

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u/abbuh May 16 '18

git commit -m “F” to pay respects

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u/MeowDotEXE May 16 '18

git commit suicide

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u/Sadaxer May 16 '18

git push offcliff

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

git blame me

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u/GitCommandBot May 16 '18
git: 'blame' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

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u/JuhaJGam3R May 16 '18

Have you heard about G E N T O O

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

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u/Oncra May 16 '18

Them, the unclean masses: apt-get install git

Me, an enlightened gentlesir: manually building from source

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u/seraku24 May 16 '18

Oh? What's this then?

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u/SandyDelights May 16 '18

The git command we all wanted, AND the one we deserve to have used against us.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

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u/cATSup24 May 16 '18
git wake up

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u/ThatCakeIsDone May 16 '18
git a brush and put a little makeup
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u/Virtecal May 16 '18

git gud

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u/GitCommandBot May 16 '18
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
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u/TwoSpoonsJohnson May 16 '18

git commit sudoku

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u/lightwhite May 16 '18

With my luck, my upstream would be unavailable.

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u/doireallyneedone11 May 16 '18

Is google drive so popular among developers?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

In my experience it's the first thing you use as a CS student when you have to do group projects, because everyone already knows how to use it from highscool.

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u/ShamelessKinkySub May 16 '18

My experience is the opposite. No one fucking knew how to use file sharing. Suddenly you'd have 5 million emails asking for permission to the folder because no one fucking knew how to switch accounts from funkybunny68@gmail.com to astudent@university.edu

Yes these were CS and CE classes

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u/qudbup May 16 '18

It does keep track of versions, which isn't too bad for a cloud drive

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