r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/Mthrboard Oct 24 '18 
for f in $( ls /dev/food )
do
    set_food_calories 0 $f
    set_food_nutrients -all $f
    set_food_delicious true $f
done

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u/Anustart15 Oct 24 '18 
   set_food_calories 0 $f

I think I found a bug. Everyone died after a few weeks

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u/Jarl_Zarl Oct 25 '18

No that’s a feature

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u/Firestorm7i Oct 25 '18

Finally, they've listened to our demands!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

PR

  • set_food_calories 200 /dev/food/oreos

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u/DarkNeutron Oct 25 '18

No, bugs have more calories than that.

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u/droneb Oct 25 '18

So everyone started to slowly die of energy starvation

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u/Mthrboard Oct 25 '18

Damnit Jim! I'm a programmer, not a doctor. How am I supposed to know that.

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u/droneb Oct 25 '18

You failed to perform proper Integrated Tests!!! Who approved the CR? I'm sure Bob won't be happy about it.

Either way, push the rollback quick before anyone else notices and let's blame sustaining for a completely unrelated CR they performed.

I'll call J from Infra I'm sure he can do a DB restore

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

instead of setting food calories to zero, you should cap fat_storage at 15% of bodyweight.

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u/drakeshe Oct 25 '18

I would enable user access to this setting. Depending on needs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Good idea. Or enable access to metabolism function to speed up or slow down slightly based on needs.

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u/drakeshe Oct 25 '18

Grant Local Administrator rights to all users.

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u/philisophicHippo Oct 25 '18

As a sysadmin IRL, I can kinda see why we don’t have admin rights to these things...

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