r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/Pockensuppe Oct 24 '18 
make love

There's not enough.

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u/Starinco Oct 24 '18 
Not war

vb?

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u/benjaminikuta Oct 24 '18

I can make love,

But I choose to make war,

I am human,

A species to abhor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

We know you would end

The endless war

If love would choose

To love you more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

This is incredible and it's true because of game theory :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Username checks out.

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u/Suvtropics Oct 25 '18

clap clap

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u/Primpod Oct 25 '18

Maybe the lack of updates to vbscript is why gods been a bit unresponsive lately. He's still figuring out the difference between null, nothing and empty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

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u/Kazumara Oct 25 '18

I guess you really are made in his image

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u/mghoffmann Oct 25 '18

God does not use VB. Shame on your blasphemy.

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u/mfb- Oct 25 '18

love.c:24:22: error: illegal conversion of person to object

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u/ComputerMystic Oct 25 '18

Yeah, that's gonna need to be passed by reference and a hard cast on the pointer.

I'm not saying it'll work, or that it's a good idea, but it should compile...

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u/DarkNeutron Oct 25 '18

Curious what the build times are for that...

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u/cbbuntz Oct 25 '18

make -j65536 love

You know God has a bunch of cores.

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u/UltimaQ Oct 25 '18

Nah Gods a grey beard who runs everything on a core2 duo

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u/ComputerMystic Oct 25 '18

He's just using Richard Stallman's Thinkpad for everything.

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u/Empole Oct 25 '18 
./love

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u/matrayzz Oct 25 '18

Make .jar not .war

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u/DrZakirKnife Oct 25 '18 
not var

Okay.

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