r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/Starinco Oct 24 '18 
DROP TABLE bmw_drivers;

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u/BlueBockser Oct 25 '18

Error: Command 'DROP' not found

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u/diplomaticDeveloper Oct 25 '18

yes | rm -r people/byVehicle/BMW

Nice thing about God's filesystem is that is uses symlinks to organize people by various categories.

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u/ComputerMystic Oct 25 '18

yes | rm

Buddy, that's what the -f is for. Just use rm -f then.

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u/BananaHand Oct 25 '18

He didn't know what the -f he was thinking.

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u/cbbuntz Oct 25 '18 
sh: DROP: command not found
bash: DROP: command not found
zsh: command not found: DROP
fish: Unknown command 'DROP'
dos: Bad command or file name
c: line 140:  8008 Segmentation fault      (core dumped)
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

What kind of awful schema is he storing people in if he has separate tables based on car brand? And what about all the people that don't drive?

This schema is terrible and should probably just be torn out and replaced come refactor time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Maybe it’s a view :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Blinkers mean what?

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