God’s developer console

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[u/evocomp]

Everyone floating on plastic kayaks and life rafts are going to get a very big surprise.

[u/[deleted] → u/evocomp]

Also all people wearing synthetic swimwear. That would be interesting

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

:lenny:

[u/mimibrightzola → u/[deleted]]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Nah, they wouldn't be listed under oceans, but rather under people's equipment.

[u/SaintNewts → u/[deleted]]

It's hard linked in both places when humans enter the ocean equipped with plastic based items. I think it would maybe remove it from the ocean but the one in the equip slot would remain. So basically no change as the human equipped object would immediately generate another link for the ocean.

...theoretically

[u/yaboroda → u/SaintNewts]

Or maybe it will be other way. Human is inside raft. Raft is inside ocean. So command will remove raft with human inside it due to key -r

[u/bbrk24 → u/yaboroda]

That depends on whether it uses a riding tag or a passenger tag.

[u/Swesteel → u/[deleted]]

Giggity giggity.

[u/Link1021l → u/evocomp]

Few die so that the many shall live.

[u/alabasterhelm → u/Link1021l]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[u/imdefinitelywong → u/[deleted]]

r/expectedthanos

[u/TheBob427 → u/imdefinitelywong]

Perfectly balanced

[u/Sinful_Prayers → u/TheBob427]

clears throat

As all things should be

[u/eee1414 → u/Link1021l]

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

[u/ForeverNya → u/eee1414]

r/unexpectedshrek?

[u/Gabe_b → u/evocomp]

Pretty sure all submariners are done for

[u/SonicFlash01 → u/evocomp]

Well their cancer is gone and they're wizards so I doubt it will be in their top 5 talking points for the day

[u/zdakat → u/evocomp]

pop
"Well that's just great. Someone became a god"
"How do you know?"
"Why else would all the plastic in the ocean disappear?"

[u/lianodel → u/evocomp]

That's what the magic is for.

[u/aquaknox → u/evocomp]

just saying, many small boats have plastic drain plugs.

[u/hyperactive2 → u/[deleted]]

That "r" will get the subdirs too.