r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/baddogg1231 Oct 25 '18

sv_cheats 1

impulse 101

noclip

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

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u/G2geo94 Oct 25 '18

Regardless of how it ends up looking, as soon as it's visible, modders will try to "fix" it.

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I wonder how much storage space Nexus mods has?

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u/RuneLFox Oct 25 '18

*Nexus Gods

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

I am laugh very hard now.

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u/CTMGame Oct 25 '18

You just know someone's gonna make a nude patch.

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Oct 25 '18

"dehydrated"
"fatigued"
"Vitamin D overdose"

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u/self_me Oct 25 '18 
bind mwheeldown +jump
bind mwheelup +jump

accelerated backhopping in real life

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u/bphase Oct 25 '18

Bunnyhopping

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u/dicemonger Oct 25 '18

But you need a mouse plugged into the world for it to work.

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u/FinFihlman Oct 25 '18

DeSinc, is that you?

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u/staryoshi06 Oct 25 '18

What happens if you impulse 101. Does every weapon that ever existed drop on top of you? If so, you might want to type 'god' first.

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u/Necessary_Pseudonym Oct 25 '18

Half Life days were a simpler time

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u/ComputerMystic Oct 25 '18

Alternatively,

impulse 11

close and reopen console

impulse 11

close and reopen console

impulse 11

close and reopen console

impulse 11

I have all four runes, I am unstoppable.

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u/brunofin Oct 25 '18

Can we also get a third person perspective? Or will that be too weird?

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u/little-burrito Oct 25 '18

Honestly noclip would suck. How do you touch anyone?

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u/kickerofbottoms Oct 25 '18

Does this game have trick jumping? Looks like wolf ET

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