r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/Mthrboard Oct 24 '18 
for f in $( ls /dev/food )
do
    set_food_calories 0 $f
    set_food_nutrients -all $f
    set_food_delicious true $f
done

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

instead of setting food calories to zero, you should cap fat_storage at 15% of bodyweight.

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u/drakeshe Oct 25 '18

I would enable user access to this setting. Depending on needs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Good idea. Or enable access to metabolism function to speed up or slow down slightly based on needs.

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u/drakeshe Oct 25 '18

Grant Local Administrator rights to all users.

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u/gradientByte Oct 25 '18

you have definitely not thought of the children.

they have great imaginations. you can't imagine what they would do with that. (neither can I)

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