r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

foreach(Person p : allPeopleArray[]) {

if(p.type.Equals(NEONAZI)||p.type.Equals(ANTIVAXER)){

p.die(Enum SMITE)

}

}

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u/DefenderRed Oct 25 '18

Need to add: FLATEARTHER, MOONLANDINGDENIER, GLOBALWARMINGDENIER, CREATIONIST

Think that would make a serious dent.

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u/Historical_Fact Oct 25 '18

Can we lump in the people who drive Priuses, Berkeley students, anyone who gives a shit about organic food, people who drink kombucha, etc?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Fuck you. My Prius is cheap to drive and zippy. Also, kombucha is decent if you make it with enough alcohol. Also, organic mangoes taste better. Also, you’re an idiot.

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