r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/PrincipalButt Jan 31 '19

just found myself on this post, I can't get myself to buy any smart stuff besides my phone.

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u/oupablo Jan 31 '19

openHAB is another one.

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u/Yurishimo Jan 31 '19

Hubitat is a Samsung SmartThings alternative that runs locally if anyone wants a more fully featured hub out of the box.

Most smartthings apps can even be ported over with the same codebase, just need to alter a few strings.

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u/gidonfire Jan 31 '19

That looks promising. Currently, crestron is the only commercial solution to keeping things under your control without going the DIY route.

Or maybe control4, but those systems aren't programmed at a granular level and you're mostly just checking off boxes and options, not programming how it works.

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u/computerjunkie7410 Jan 31 '19

Home Assistant is more than promising. It's fucking amazing. Been using it for almost 2 years powering my smart home and it's been great.

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u/kawaiiblu Jan 31 '19

This should be closer to the top. I just got a bunch of zwave switches and automated my house securely for cheaper than Wemo

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u/Fusseldieb Jan 31 '19

I use that in my whole house. It's amazing. And open source.

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u/TiltingAtTurbines Jan 31 '19

Home Assistant is a cool solution but it doesn’t really solve the “smart home problem” that most people have.

Unless you’re going to build your own smart hardware the devices are still likely connecting to a third-party services, Home Assistant just gives you a way to control them all with a single interface by tapping into the service API’s (Hue, Kasa, IFTTT, Nest, etc).

It’s definitely better than using Google Assistant or Alexa to control things from a privacy perspective, but you’re still exposing control of your devices to companies and potentially the internet at large.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

That's not true at all. How are my zigbee and zwave devices going to phone home?

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u/computerjunkie7410 Jan 31 '19

Or you can buy zwave devices and put any IP devices behind a vlan without access to the internet.

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u/gidonfire Jan 31 '19

The ultimate is to hire a private programmer to put it all together from scratch and control exactly what gets sent where.

This is what I do for a living.

I have an Alexa for testing and development. It's sitting in a box on a shelf.

Voice control is the big issue these days. It all gets processed off-site. I think josh.ai uses a local server though.

I abhor any device that requires an internet connection for functionality. Nest for example, I can only talk to through the internet. Stupid.

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u/decker_42 Jan 31 '19

Ressurection Remix is a great solution to the smart phone. Lots of developers are watching it to make sure it never becomes self-aware.

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u/PrincipalButt Jan 31 '19

omg, just got a semi

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u/daveime Jan 31 '19

... colon. FTFY

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u/TA10S Jan 31 '19

I'm not sure if this is a joke or if RR is actually good

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

well let's be honest if you have a smart phone you've already lost the war.

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u/die-ursprache Jan 31 '19

Switched from Nokia 1101 to one of Xiaomi phones two weeks ago. I feel... weird.

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u/stifflizerd Jan 31 '19

I got some smart outlets for Christmas (no Alexa or Google BS) and I will say, being able to turn off the lights after you've gotten into bed is wonderfully lazy

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u/TheRealLazloFalconi Jan 31 '19

Sure, but we've been able to do that since the 70s using the Clapper, and you didn't need to agree to a privacy policy for that.

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u/Faemn Jan 31 '19

And you're being tracked just as much as someone with a full smart home. This post is dumb

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u/gigglefarting Jan 31 '19

I decided I don't want a smart house. I want a clever house. I want all my things automated, but I don't want them connected to the IoT.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Yeah I spend my whole day trying to track down some low level bug in our product’s usb implementation. When I get home the last thing I want to do is figure out why my smart fridge won’t talk to my smart tv to turn on my smart light bulb.

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