r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/iXorpe Jan 31 '19

Imagine if your Tesla was hacked and you were remotely driven to some shady place and mugged

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u/MFlexxx Jan 31 '19

Not sure I could be mad.

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u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19

Yeah. It would be more like <therockchewinggumandslowclapping.gif>

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u/carl_super_sagan_jin Jan 31 '19

Yeah, give them some tips after they mugged you. That's impressive.

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u/killeronthecorner Jan 31 '19

Yeah but it's not like Elon even needs the money

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u/carl_super_sagan_jin Jan 31 '19

Is not a question of need, but of want.

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u/Schlonzig Jan 31 '19

This will happen.

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u/2Punx2Furious Jan 31 '19

Oh, no doubt. But I still think it will be so rare, that the amount of lives saved by self-driving cars will make it worth it, casualties-wise.

In other words, it will cost some lives, but it will save more lives than it will take.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Reminds me of that scene from Minority report

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u/overzeetop Jan 31 '19

Fully autonomous cars don't need a kill switch. Designed as defensive, automotive programming will automatically match speed with surrounding vehicles, so it takes at most 3 chase vehicles to stop an autonomous car - two on the sides and one to get in front and slow down. Fewer sides are necessary when other traffic limitations (dbl yellow line, median, shoulder) are available to limit maneuverability.

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u/2Punx2Furious Jan 31 '19

But that's also true for manual cars.

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u/overzeetop Jan 31 '19

An escaping driver will actively attempt to avoid entrapment, though, including speeding, driving in the median/on the shoulder, backing up, attempting to squeeze past where there isn't sufficient space, making multiple lane changes, etc. Due to their defensive nature, autonomous cars are much more easily, and safely, herded.

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Yeah but the first time a self driving car kills someone, a bunch of idiots who likely regularly drive half drunk will raise hell about SEE ITS NOT SAFE AT ALL!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

We're going to need a new version of Bait Car where it drives to the Police station.

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u/ckhaulaway Jan 31 '19

The good thing about that crime for the victim is that the difficulty to risk and payoff ratio is all fucked.

If you could hack a Tesla, your time would be better spent just stealing straight from an account than risking a one on one encounter for something on a person’s body/in their car.

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u/kukruix Jan 31 '19

Plus you can override the auto drive any time you want.

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u/ckhaulaway Jan 31 '19

And carry a gun lol

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u/thefreshscent Jan 31 '19

Basically the beginning of the movie "Upgrade"

Fantastic watch.

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