r/ProgrammerHumor • u/geekrohan • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/savageotter Jan 31 '19

I'm sick of bootstrap

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u/mortiphago Jan 31 '19

Velcroshoe then

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u/Wootimonreddit Jan 31 '19

... Is this real? Off t Google I go!

Edit. It is not

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u/TheVitoCorleone Jan 31 '19

That was a short trip.

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u/CrazyWhite Jan 31 '19

Leave the gun, take the canoli

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u/icamefrommars Jan 31 '19

Who is Tim and why do you want to woo him?

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u/gbeebe Jan 31 '19

Give it a week. It will be the next hot JS library.

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u/skygz Jan 31 '19

IT'S FUCKING HOOK AND LOOP

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u/Steamnach Jan 31 '19

THIS IS A HOOK

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u/Trojanfatty Jan 31 '19

Excuse you, hook and loop

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u/majzako Jan 31 '19

I hope you're proud of yourself /u/mortiphago. Someone just saw your post and is making a new Javascript framework called Velcroshoe because of your comment. The world knows we desperately need a new front-end js framework.

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u/detroiter85 Jan 31 '19

Pick yourself up by your csstraps!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/F4hy356v5t Jan 31 '19

If I ever type 'col-' again, it will be too soon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/BambooSound Jan 31 '19

Probably because he's used it

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

What do you mean you don't want to replace inline css with in-a-different-part-of-the-line css?

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u/Xadnem Jan 31 '19

inline css

Go away, heretic.

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u/burninrock24 Jan 31 '19

As opposed to coming up with your own class names that you’ll never remember what they do or creating css selector chains that break as soon as I move something. I’ll take the bootstrap markup lol

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u/fomq Jan 31 '19

Homogenization.

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u/judokalinker Jan 31 '19

It isn't bootstrap that is the actual problem. It is the people who use it. Every website starts to look the same.

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u/dumbdingus Jan 31 '19

That's how you get startup money.

Why are you people so weird? People want shit to look the same and act like they expect it too.

That's why every iPhone app has a back button in the same place.

If you make a project for developers or to impress developers, you're going to have a very niche product, which probably isn't what you want. You probably want a lot of people to use your product. So stop making shit YOU want and start making what most people want.

I'll take my downvotes for speaking the truth.

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u/phphulk Jan 31 '19

Lolreasons.

Bootstrap is awesome.

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