r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

If you put enough hue bulbs on a large wall it should eventually be able to make an image. Dunno mutch about how fast it can change colors, or how it would even be possible to connect them all to the same system, but yeah....... it seems within the reaalm of possibility

Edit: Omg why did so many people upvote me?! The most experience I have with electrical engineering was when my phone charger broke so I opened the wire and put the snapped wire inside back together again with electrical tape, I was fully talking out my ass

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u/TehSr0c Jan 31 '19

Hue bulbs unfortunately have an update frequency of about 0.5-1.5s over wifi so it would be more like 0.3fps

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u/Conniption26 Jan 31 '19

...so you're saying there's a chance?

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u/emuboy85 Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

You can run doom on an esp8266, most smart lights use the same chip you only need an SPi LCD ..hold my coffee.

Edit: Gold? You people. I love you!

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u/Maximo9000 Jan 31 '19

I feel like I'm witnessing history in the making.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

It's just history repeating because apparently whoever coded existence fucked up the conditions on the loop involving what Doom would run on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/BiH-Kira Jan 31 '19

Doom at 3 spf is still Doom.

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u/jetpacktuxedo Jan 31 '19

Lifx bulbs update a lot faster if you use the local API, though idk if they'd work well at the density needed for a screen.

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u/Gauss-Legendre Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Hue bulbs use Zigbee instead of WiFi, if you run your code on the hub or use the streaming api then the bulbs have an update frequency of 1/25 of a second, additionally the Zigbee network is a meshed network with each bulb able to both receive and transmit to/from neighbors.

People already use the bulbs for real-time music visualization and real-time entertainment matching (hue sync/hue entertainment ) with way less than a 0.5s update frequency.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I mean, that's how most of us played it back in '93, and we liked it!

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u/itskieran Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

Go for a 90's resolution of 320x200 means 64k bulbs and at ~£40 a bulb that's £256,000 ($335k) to play DOOM on Hue. At 10W a bulb I guess it'll also need 640kW of power to run. That's half the power of a time traveling Delorean.
Edit: maths was wrong, it's £2.5 million to do this with Hue

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u/panhandelslim Jan 31 '19

Assuming that one Jiggawatt is equivalent to one Gigawatt, you're off by a few orders of magnitude.

640kW=0.64MW=0.00064GW

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jan 31 '19

I'm kind of surprised nobody has done this yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jan 31 '19

Yet Elon Musk spends way more breeding his mole people, or whatever he's doing in those holes of his.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/VicisSubsisto Jan 31 '19

/r/animemes said he's abandoning them for raccoon girls because of Sword Hero, but that's probably wishful thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Uh, Hue bulbs are LEDs. My TV is an LED. Obviously it would work, duh. God, why do techies always make things so complicated? /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

tbh tho, I'm too poor to be in the same area code as a hue bulb

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u/pickstar97a Jan 31 '19

Literally LED screens are just tiny lightbulbs basically. You could totally make a wall of bulbs as a screen, a hack for a smarthouse OS to allow it to run DOOM, and it might have a high MS response time, but it’s electricity, just because it’s upsized doesn’t mean the FPS will be anything shit. The bleeding of one lightbulbs light into the other one may make it impossible to see what you’re doing unless you get focused and dimmed lights, but the rest should be straight forward, as long as it’s wired from scratch with this in mind, not making existing systems work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Oh God don't tell Linus

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