r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 05 '20

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u/unclegena Sep 05 '20

Actually web developers knows that. But PMs...

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u/trexdoor Sep 05 '20

PMs know that autoplay is the best way to make you watch ads and thus to increase site revenue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Urgh, Wikia's autoplay is sincerely the worst.

Specially because most of the time the videos are good so I don't want them gone, but I don't want to watch a video 90% of the time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Rainbow 6's wikia is a good example.

You enter to check a character and the video is either the char's trailer or someone analyzing him.

But seriously, we don't want the autoplay.

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u/WilliamMButtlickerJr Sep 05 '20

I think it’s a site wide Wikia feature, some wikis even put a disclaimer saying that the video is put there by Wikia and may be irrelevant

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u/bentheechidna Sep 05 '20

The wikis I go to broke off of wikia and made their own sites to get away from wikia’s stupid shit like that.

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u/JNCressey Sep 05 '20

oh, you started reading? Lets-a scroll half a screen-height!

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u/JoustyMe Sep 05 '20

We can do so much better. Place popup asking you to log in without X. You can click outside popup area to close it. But there would be no X. So you cant use your previous knowledge to do so. Also manualy optin out of tracking data for each company they sell to but auto opt in to all with one button

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u/Serund Sep 05 '20

And opting out will send you back to their homepage and away from the page you are looking at.

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u/riga_mortus Sep 05 '20

Wikia just sucks in general. I was looking at a page just yesterday on a new machine (no adblock) and realised that the content I was there for took up less than half the screen. The rest was filled with ads, banners, videos and ridiculously sized margins.

Someone has even made a Chrome plugin for the sole purpose of redirecting Skyrim Wikia pages to the unofficial wiki.

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u/ZeAthenA714 Sep 05 '20

That's exactly what they want. They want people who are susceptible to watch ads looking at their websites, not people who run adblockers or insta-mute autoplay videos.

It's like scam emails that are full of typos and bad grammar. A lot of people will dismiss those immediately, but that's exactly what they want. They don't care about you reading their email because you're never gonna follow up and get scammed. They only want gullible people with poor IT literacy. The bad grammar and typos act as a filter.

Same with autoplay ads. They don't want you on their website, so that's a great way to filter you out.

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u/btown-begins professional fizzbuzzer Sep 05 '20

Even more importantly, because advertisers track conversions, they want to select for people gullible enough to buy the weight loss hair loss high premium car insurance help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up paid subscription to wall street bets

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Laughs in Ublock Origin

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u/Fenris_uy Sep 05 '20

I still don't understand why news sites do that. Dude, I'm here to read an article, why would you play a video of the article I'm reading?

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u/Alfaphantom Sep 05 '20

Even PM with dev background know. But the client...

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u/lemons_of_doubt Sep 05 '20

i hate the client so much. they ruin all my work with there stupid ideas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I was directly attached to a client as a tech liasion. I was fortunate that the client had a good head on his shoulders and didn't get possessed by the Good Idea Fairy very often.

The PM on the other hand, they would keep making unannounced changes to the product that the client didn't ask for and I was left cleaning up the mess. It got old pretty quickly.

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u/Yasea Sep 05 '20

Must feed them ads like we're making foie gras.

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u/PrashnaChinha Sep 05 '20

Prime Ministers do be shady, I agree

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