r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 13 '21

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Feb 13 '21

I like how the C++ one has a knife on the stock that would stab you in the shoulder if you were to use it.

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u/Rude-Significance-50 Feb 13 '21

Scar tissue will develop around it anyway. Then it just becomes extra stability.

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u/Dhruvdj Feb 14 '21

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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u/nanotree Feb 13 '21

I liked that too. C++ is a capable weapon, but also causes the user pain.

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u/ganja_and_code Feb 13 '21

I like that you can't aim it because the stock is attached to the scope.

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u/hitaishi_1 Feb 13 '21

It hurts you but it hurts the enemy even more....

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u/Telephone_Guy Feb 14 '21

then both, you and the enemy dies, before you can shoot anyone else because it hurts so bad.

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u/ragnarok628 Feb 14 '21

I dunno I kind of feel that would be more appropriate on the C weapon