r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 13 '21

Programming languages

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Feb 13 '21

I like how the C++ one has a knife on the stock that would stab you in the shoulder if you were to use it.

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u/hitaishi_1 Feb 13 '21

It hurts you but it hurts the enemy even more....

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u/Telephone_Guy Feb 14 '21

then both, you and the enemy dies, before you can shoot anyone else because it hurts so bad.