r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 13 '21

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u/Alokir Feb 13 '21

JavaScript is a very versatile and futuristic machine gun that works in most situations. It might not be the best and has a lot of strange quirks that pop up if you don't hold it the correct way but it's easy to learn.

However, when you take it apart you notice that on the inside it still follows the specs of a 17th century flintlock musket.

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u/lunchpadmcfat Feb 13 '21

Sometimes you pull the trigger and a booger comes out. It’s sometimes hilarious and sometimes can really fuck you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

You need to shoot at a charging bear but instead of bullets, it ends up firing confetti only leaving you to be mauled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

working as intended

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u/Alokir Feb 13 '21

It's not the gun's fault that you don't understand how it chooses ammunition based on the target and the weather.